hot singles in you area

This is an ad that you probs sometimes in your life have seen. (And maybe clicked on)

Ad: "Hot singles in your area"
Me: I rather be single. *clicks anyway*

"hot singles in you area is a annoying ad that could pop up when you're browsing"

by FreedTapstry21 April 4, 2021

singles market day

Valentines day, not everyone celebrates valentines day because they might not be in a relationship or thinking about being in one. Dont worry, help is here. It is called Singles Market day. This day is to be celebrated the day after valentines. Simply because there will be tons of people being dumped on valentines or just before valentines. How do we celebrate it, you ask. Simple, we do what we like because we're single. Flirt with who you like and if you're lucky enough, fuck who you like. Now lets celebrate.

Bob: damn, i hate valentines day.

Dave: forget valentines day, its all about singles market day Bob.

Bob: singles market day??

Dave: yep, its where you live the life of a single man/woman in that day. so go flirt and fuck any chick you like my friend.

Bob: sweet, why didnt anyone tell me this before ha.

by Mr Sunny February 14, 2009

Singles' Awareness Day

see Valentine's Day. Also known as S.A.D., Singles' Awareness Day is how perpetually single people refer to Valentine's Day.

As Jenny began to notice conversation hearts and sickening mushy cards gracing the shelves of retail stores, she knew that Singles' Awareness Day was coming up.

by Yelsie December 31, 2010

Shit on a Shingle

A basic army entree, consisting of some form of meat on a form of bread.

God, I'm really sick of eating shit on a shingle every fuckin' day!

by xenite June 24, 2008

shingle fart

When a guy sticks his testical in a girls asshole, and she farts it out.

I gave that bitch a shingle fart last night.

by bob robberts December 10, 2007

shit on a shingle

What mom is making tonight that is none of your business until it's on your plate.

What's for dinner, Shit on a shingle!

by Theresa Quirk April 16, 2006

Singles Envy Day

February 14th. Alternative to Valentines Day and Singles Awareness Day.
By contrast this is a day more for celebration of being single. Those celebrating Singles Envy Day are free from having to get a gift, going to dinner at a restaurant they don't like or any of the other myriad "have to" Valentines Day activities. Also a more joyous event that Singles Awareness Day since you do not feel sorry for being single and think of yourself as a loser.

"Dude wanna watch the game on the 14th?"
"Man, I have to take Kara to dinner since it's Valentines Day."
"Man, that sucks. I'm celebratings Singles Envy Day and don't have to do anything."

by Awger February 8, 2010