Simp

An unwise man who clings to a girl whom he likes for attention.
Dude everybody don't call Luke and Tristan simps! (Don't you understand?) At least Tristan got lotta hoes online, and Luke just broke up with Maya! Look at Mirza.
by The best definition inventor February 17, 2020
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Simp

A person who chooses a female person over the boys, even on a saturday.
Person 1: Davis is such a simp for choosing molly over the boys!
Person 2: I know brow, such a simp.
by SwagMasta42069 April 27, 2020
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Falls in love way to fast and will drop the homies and go with the hoes.
Charlie G. Galloway simpin

You are you are my favorite
by Simpin November 13, 2019
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Person 1: Aw man he’s such a simp!
Person 2: What’s a simp?
Person 1: Have you not heard? The definition of simp is Joe. Fuck Joe!
Person 2: Ew! Fuck Joe!
Person 3: Joe? Who’s joe?
Person 1 & 2: JOE MAMA
Person 3: No, Joe the Simp
Person 1, 2, & 3: FUCK JOE!
joe pussy
by Devi1sev7n April 14, 2020
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Someone who is an alpha male and thumbs up comments in the group chat
by Simpmeistergeneral February 04, 2020
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S.I.M.P is squirrels in my pants a song sung by Candace in the show Phineas and Ferb
by Dicklover16 December 16, 2019
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