Simon

Cutest thing person human male to exist

Simon is cute

by Gawk gawk giver babablowjob February 12, 2021

simon

has a small dick and twerks really fast

simon is a dick

by simonthedick84 February 27, 2020

Simon

The best person in this fucking world.
Simon can’t be described but the closest we can come to describing him is perfect

Wow i really love Simon he is my whole world

by Simon is my boyfriend March 27, 2023

simon and Maria

Simon and Maria are far the best couple ever. Maria is a girl that likes flirting but her eyes are focused on Simon and she's thinking about him, while Simon is a cute boy that will do anything for her and he is a loyal guy.

Simon and Maria make a very cute couple

by Storm breaker November 22, 2021

Simon Berry

Best person alive. Best at soccer. Has the best hair. And if someone hurts Simons friends, they will be knocked out.

Simon Berry is pretty cool.
Soccer is Simon Berry’s middle name.

by 74)45286482&!;! June 13, 2020

Simon

Meaning si or yes in spanish with a slight kick

Do u like chinese food..? Simon!

by Wowserz April 23, 2022

Simon's Milk

Milk that is drank by all of his friend circle but him, even though he wants the milk the most. Oiginates from Simons lover and is then passed around the group, taking a load of cum from each person, except for Simon. The milk then goes back to Simons lover, where she drinks it and prepares for the next batch of milk.

Friend 1: Yo you got some of that Simon's milk
Friend 2: Yeah yeah of course I got a lil just gotta finish my load first
Simon: Where a my a milk??

by themilkermanthemilkmanmilkmilk December 4, 2024