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Simon's Milk

Milk that is drank by all of his friend circle but him, even though he wants the milk the most. Oiginates from Simons lover and is then passed around the group, taking a load of cum from each person, except for Simon. The milk then goes back to Simons lover, where she drinks it and prepares for the next batch of milk.
Friend 1: Yo you got some of that Simon's milk
Friend 2: Yeah yeah of course I got a lil just gotta finish my load first
Simon: Where a my a milk??
by themilkermanthemilkmanmilkmilk December 4, 2024
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simon

has a small dick and twerks really fast
simon is a dick
by simonthedick84 February 27, 2020
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Simon

The best person in this fucking world.
Simon can’t be described but the closest we can come to describing him is perfect
Wow i really love Simon he is my whole world
by Simon is my boyfriend March 27, 2023
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Simon Viklund

"Hey bro have you seen Simon Viklund's music?"
"Yeah, They're banger!"
by [F2P] General Spy October 20, 2023
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Simon

Simon is such a weird creep
by anonymous July 13, 2023
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Inside The Mind Of Simon

inside the mind of Simon is a demo for the song by miracle musical "the mind electric"

preformed live in 2006 by a man named Bora who at the time was apart of a band named tally hall and cojum dip
Man 1:"Dude ever heard the demo for TME?"
Man 2:"no and I don't care"
Man 1:"too bad your gonna listen to inside the mind of simon!"
Man 2:"I question our friendship"
by LESHUAN DINGLENUT February 1, 2025
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Simon

A name for a guy who thinks he’s more beautiful than he actually is and likes to show it off.
“Have you seen this new boy with all these filters on TiKTok yet?”
“Yeah, he’s such a Simon.”
by simonneb December 2, 2022
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