SIMON TONGUE

Man about Town. Can be seen at most local watering holes and/or golfing establishments. Usually a Tottenham Hotspurs Fan. Superpowers include: Flight. Banter. Flexible Hips.

Also capable of achieving superhuman feats using Tongue such as: Deadlifting Bollocks,
Tongue press ups. Infinite Tongue Licks.

Approach with caution. Friendly exterior gives way to deep seated aggression. Often mistaken for an inbetweener.

"Look over there, I think it's Simon Tongue"
"No, its just an inbetweener with a golf club"

"Bloody hell mate did you see that fight?"
"Yeah he gave more licks than Simon Tongue"

by RubbaDinghyRapidsBro October 29, 2015

Simon Nørager

Good books are like true friends, keep the good ones close to you

Simon Nøragers skjorte

by halfdsadf October 24, 2018

simon linnarsson

A sexy guy who likes to play Destiny and loves everyone but max newbery

if someone hates you like he really simon linnarsson you

by agata...singel December 12, 2016

Simone

Often pronounced seemone,seamen and Simon...she...is goofy...loves to do round offs,hesitates constantly before doing them...falls off her chair laughing alot...hates s.n, will "fart on your desk" enjoys fresh meat,is a talented dancer a d gymnast,so very studious and is one of my absolute favorite person.

Simone is in 4.1,she will reps flambooboo and will teef 5 box lunch

by Kcastle January 21, 2023

Simone

a gurl that needs rehab

A: Do you like Simone ?

B: Sucks to be her honestly...

by Barth.knk April 3, 2024

Simon Cowell

A Hot top. Secretly gay for David Walliams, one of the Bgt's judges.

Used when you're straight but gay for one person.

A: Wtf dude...are you Simon Cowell for him.
B: yeah kinda.

by Believe it or not 🙄 November 25, 2021

simone

simone is a boy who only cares about people with back and he only cares about the leng tings and his cute girlfriend ava and he loves the mandem so much and all his mandem know how to do is care about leng tings because there rude to meady tings like himani

simone: ai ym i just saw some leng ting

by millieeeexo October 1, 2023