A Ukrainian blender is where a bunch or men stand in a circle around one female who is sitting in a chair, all the men cut off there erect penis and then line up ten feet in front of the female and then throw there now deflated penis at the female trying not to miss her.
by Levilegit October 20, 2018
Get the The Ukrainian Shotgunmug. When your jaw smashing a respectable woman, and right before you shoot your pork queso all over her satisfied face, you whip around and rip a meaty authentic bararria fueled fart into the back of her eye sockets with the intent to give her cataracts. Immediately followed by that spicy white tube lube you’ve held in for the last 4 seconds, shooting it right into the deepest parts of her soul. Essentially, your horse glue sets up over top of your Pancho Villa fueled rage fart face, making her give you the stink eye like no other.
My wife wanted to spice things up, so after a full 5 course meal at the local barraria joint, I obliged her with a Cotija Shotgun to which gave her a 6th course of barreria magic. - Don Quixote
by Tpostmalone July 14, 2022
Get the Cotija Shotgunmug. by Frollet742 February 23, 2021
Get the shotgun squadmug. A technique to get laid. In a social situation, ask every girl at the function to have sex as the opener to the conversation. When they say no, immediately go to the next one.
It is called "The Shotgun" because if you try it at work, you will probably get "fired." You can be fired more than once. I have been fired many times in this way.
It is called "The Shotgun" because if you try it at work, you will probably get "fired." You can be fired more than once. I have been fired many times in this way.
Brad: "Dude I can't get any pussy"
Chad: "Have you tried The Shotgun?"
Brad: "I've tried it many times, but it only works with the hoes at FSU in Tallahassee, FL"
Chad: "Have you tried The Shotgun?"
Brad: "I've tried it many times, but it only works with the hoes at FSU in Tallahassee, FL"
by professional shoota man May 11, 2024
Get the The Shotgunmug. Shotgunning is a means of consuming a beverage, particularly beer, very quickly by punching a hole in the side of the can, near the bottom, placing the mouth over the hole, and pulling the tab to open the top.
by Yagirlkween October 29, 2018
Get the Shotgunningmug. Do it by yourself or with others, Baseball\ Chicago on steroids, take your hit and when you get the blunt back, without exhaling, take another hit and so on until you can't hold anymore, then exhale but... you can not take in fresh air without smoke in your lungs and you cannot take a hit without smoke in your lungs. Easier by yourself but just as satisfying.
I call it shotgunning the blunt because you get halfway and it feels like you got shot in the throat by a shotgun. If you make it to the end you're an animal. " Hey, man wanna shotgun this blunt with me? ". " I love shotgunning a blunt by myself! "
by JskriptXXIII May 17, 2020
Get the Shotgunning a bluntmug. " STOP USING F****** SHOTGUNS IT'S LIKE YOU PAID FOR THE $70 VERSION OF COOKIE CLICKER CLICK CLICK CLICK LIKE HOW DOWN BAD ARE YOU FOR KILLS YOU UNSKILLED FELINE LIKE LISTEN YOU GET A FREE PASS IF YOU'RE GRINDING CAMOS THAT'S DIFFERENT BUT SO F****** HELP ME IF I SEE SOMEONE USING A GOD DAMN SHOTGUN WITH ORION MASTERY CAMO I AM GOING TO ALL 7 DRAGON BALLS ALL 7 CHAOS EMERALDS AND EVERY SINGLE F****** INFINITY STONE TO SUPERCHARGE MY ORGANS AND BECOME A LITERAL FLYING GOD JUST SO I CAN PERSONALLY FIND YOU AND VAPOURIZE YOU WITH MY HAND LAZERS AND IT'S GONNA SOUND LIKE THIS AAAAAAAH"
quote from theslimeninja2839
quote from theslimeninja2839
by LIME_kayton December 8, 2023
Get the MW3 shotgunsmug.