shisternoodle

basically just an anoying way of saying
shit.

"holy shisternoodle!"

by fierypianist October 16, 2008

Shatter

The ugly mess that coats the inside of the toilet bowl when you have to go to the bathroom so bad that you fart and defecate in unison as soon as you take your seat. (Sh*t/Splatter)

I had to go to the bathroom so bad that it took three flushes to clear the shatter from the bowl.

by Juan Pescador September 24, 2019

Shatted

Owned. The word you utter when you've just been completely rocked.

The word is basically a mix of Shattered & Shitted, meaning you've been shot down or beaten, or just plain fucked over.

The example will help more.

Random Dude: Holy Fuck! My house just burnt down, and i lost my wife and kids in it! Oh my god my life is shitty! i just lost my job and car, and now my house and family!

Bettsy: Shatted....

or

B Rad: *Playing Battlefield 2* Fuck! i was seconds from locking on that F-18 and some fucker brought me down with an AAV
Dugong: Shatted...

by Bettsy@Tnnm September 8, 2007

no shitter

Something completely obvious. Something only a complete fuckin moron would not have known or been able to guess.

Dude 1: Hey, beer is good!
Dude 2: Well, that's kinda a no shitter dontcha think?

by Poke March 22, 2005

shisted

A form of being wasted, in you're own world, just...chillin'.

Livin' life shisted.

by anewbeginning April 18, 2009

Hot Shitter

Male or Female who is so insanely hot that you wouldn’t mind watching them shit.

Daayumm- that David Beckham is a hot shitter!

by S the Snake December 9, 2008

Closet Panic Shitter

When someone gets so scared they run and hide in a cupboard. There in abject fear they shit their pants.

When found by others the shitter is laughed at and his turd filled ass-pants are poked with sticks.

Hey, guys! I found Greg!, the fucking closet panic shitter!

by Immortal Yawn January 2, 2011