Gerber scale

The Gerber scale of is a method of ranking attractiveness that ranges from 1-4
- 1: you wouldn’t hit that, and you don’t see why someone would

- 2: you wouldn’t hit that, but could see why someone would
- 3: you would hit, but could see why not
- 4: you definitely would hit, and do not see why anyone wouldn’t

“Ayo my guy, i saw a girl at the gym who was a full-bodied 4 and I nearly blew my jorts”
“My guy you gotta be more careful throwing out perfect Gerber scale scores like that”

by ImaPopAnyway September 24, 2022

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Lahey Scale

The level of drunk you are on a 1 to ten scale. Named for the Late Great Jim Lahey of Sunnyvale Trailer Park.

“Last night I was 8 out of ten drunk on the Lahey Scale!”

by TimeFoolery42 October 16, 2025

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Dickter Scale

The level of Dickness that one is achieving by being a Dick to people.

Gary is being such a Dick lately that his Dickness is rating a 9.0 on the Dickter Scale.

by RTD2 September 4, 2013

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COBBS scale

Cavernous Openings and Bottomless Buttholes is the scale used to measure the largest of sphincters. It is the named the COBBS scale after the largest anus ever found. It is the top end of the scale. The small side of the scale is Klosed Coccyx and goes up. The measurement starts when the subject starts to leave stainZ in their underwear.

The term is also used in spelunking because many caves are smaller than the COBBS scale measures.

That gay porn star is so used up they had to use the COBBS scale to measure for a butt plug.

by P. Seudo Nym May 6, 2024

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1-10 Female attractiveness scale

A method used by guys to distinguish a female attractiveness by giving them a number between 1 and 10. Ten been the highest attractive.

Vic: bruh! Look at that girl. In the blue leggings. What's your 1-10 Female attractiveness scale?

Dev:mmmmm 7.5

Vic: nah bruh. Look at that booty. 9.5
Dev: oh shit true. Lol

by J1022 October 2, 2016

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