Head Said

Unique individual of which all marvel at the sheer sight of his magnificents.... A Higher being amongst peasants... The perfect lover who has mastered the arts of The Kama Sutra of Vatsyayana....A worker of Said tool... He is well versed in oral play of a woman's anus....Literally The Worlds Most Handsome Man....

He has reached "Head Said" status....

If it ain't Head Said, I don't want it!
I want said head only from Head Said...

by Handsome Jimmy November 9, 2013

cum salad

When you ass Fuck a girl, Then procceed to cum in her butt. After this you lick her ass and toss the cum salad.

I made a cum salad in that bitch

by kauffmanism May 11, 2014

midnight salad

When you partake in rigorous sex and use your partners ejaculate as a salad dressing.

-Dude, Sarah and I did midnight salad for the first time last night.

-Midnight salad is my favorite nighttime snack.

-I could really go for some midnight salad right now.

by sexypillowcases June 14, 2014

Dumpster Salad

Referring to a promiscuous girl who's a hot mess. A slut who doesn't care what people think about her. Most likely a barfly who frequently takes home random guys.

My friend went out with that girl and said she's a dumpster salad who'll sleep with any guy in the bar.

by Cletus Johnson July 27, 2016

Potato Salad Thread

When an online discussion deviates from the original topic and you end up talking about something totally unrelated.

So much for getting advice on fixing my car, this really turned into a potato salad thread.

by Belly Slap September 22, 2016

tuna salad on sweet dark

It's actually exactly what it sounds like. A tuna salad sandwich on dark bread.

Can't wait to get one of those tuna salad on sweet dark sammiches today for lunch.

by BKYokes April 27, 2017

he said, he said.

A credibility contest between two men, where the truth of exactly what was verbally expressed is in question. This situation usually arises because there were no third-party witnesses, credible recordings, nor other facts that can substantiate one particular version of the story.

This neologism emerged out of the press reports that President Donald Trump had pressured FBI Director James Comey to drop the FBI's investigation into Michael Flynn's involvement with Russian officials.

Running out of intelligent things to say, the reporter unimaginatively stated that the James Comey memo situation was essentially a "He said, he said." type of affair.

by TDP41000 May 17, 2017