Blob rocket

When at a certain time of the month one blasts off into a pre menstral rage.

She blasted off on her blob rocket, must be that time again.

by Posogerus March 06, 2021

Shitfuck rocket

The Shitfuck rockets are a series of rockets developed during the Kerbal Space Program. (2011-ongoing) Each shitfuck rocket featured it’s own set of abnormal design choices, which was concluded to be the reason for the Shitfuck series to be retired after Shitfuck 32’s launch. The Shitfuck series of rockets was eventually succeeded by the Cumstain series of rockets, which are expected to enter service in early 2023

Kerbal 1: Hey man have you heard of the shitfuck rockets?
Kerbal 2: Yea i heard they all crashed and died

by Kaiser von Shittenfarden VII August 24, 2022

Boot Rocket

Any small type dog that when kicked, looks like a rocket entering orbit.

“Look at that Pug babe!”

“Yes dear, it is quite the boot rocket!”

by Impossibru! February 03, 2021

rectal rocket

Term used for thermometer inserted in the anus.

If you don't stay hydrated, the first thing our medical staff with do is take your temperature. To do this, they use something called "the rectal rocket."

by ChadwickTheBeta July 18, 2015

Roodolph Rocket

A Christmassy way of talking about a penis

Chris: Amy in that ugly Christmas sweater has my Roodolph Rocket blasting off

James: stop dude

by Longdickham November 20, 2022

Rocket Fuck

When your fucking a midget in missionary and you pound her so hard that she flies in the air.

"I want to rocket fuck that midget."

by Enrique4 May 09, 2014

L.A.W.S. rocket

This acronym is used for a one-shot weapon used in battles/wars. It stands for Light-AntiTank-Weapons-System. It is approximately 4" in diameter and when not being prepared to fire, is collapsed to two to two feet, 10 inches. When extended, readied to be fired, it extends to 3 feet 2 inches and two and a half feet, respectively.

The soldier took out the small tank with a L.A.W.S. rocket.

by BigTime310 May 21, 2016