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rock the witch

verb, circa 1999.
To kick ass.
that cute boy rocks the witch, asian-style.
by splenda December 1, 2004
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rock bottom

A) the lowest of the low
B) a cross between a chokeslam, clothesline and legsweep used by the rock.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
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but its a rock

bob: thats a nice car
frank:...... but its a rock....
by toothless the dragon April 9, 2010
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crotch rocks

Testicles, balls; often used to describe something negatively.
Man, that movie sucked big fat hairy smelly crotch rocks.
by BabyA December 12, 2005
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jade rock

A rock that is big, and is usually green and black. It is a mineral, and is usually expensive. There are a lot of fake jade rocks.
Wow dude, that jade rock is huge!
by Jadestonecool April 28, 2019
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Virginity Rocks

A motto used by Danny Duncan to encouraged his audience virgins. The only exception is to take another persons virginty.
Danny Duncan told me that virginity rocks 🤟
by Kevinlovesdanny August 1, 2018
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progressive rock

Sub-genre of rock also known in short as "prog".

It relies as much on complex, painstakingly composed and arranged structures that rival classical music (Gentle Giant, BMS, Yezda Urfa), as on improvisation that rivals jazz (VDGG, Soft Machine, ELP). It may employ any device to boost its quality (unusual instruments, elements from other genres, non-standard structures), as it is a genre essentially associated with musical freedom. Prog pieces often extend beyond a 5 minute limit, though it is not always the case (Gentle Giant, Jethro Tull).

Its primordial purpose was to bring much-needed credibility to rock'n'roll, while unifying the different realms of "good music" and exploiting its potential to the fullest. Sadly, it has drawn a large amount of snobbish minions in the process.

It thrived in the 70s, after which many of its most brilliant exponents, even Pink Floyd or ELP, not to mention Gentle Giant, just started getting it wrong. It was no longer progressive rock, but a kind of "tired uninspired unchallenging get-with-the-times-old-man sing-along" rock.

Additional Note: Male prog fans who believe this is not a genre enjoyed by those loosely referred to as "girls" need to be more "progressive" so as not to shame their kind. They are suggested to start by not making gratuitous generalizations, and realizing they're looking for female companionship in the wrong place.

P.S.: I'm not even a feminist but that's just lame.
Genesis is one of the many progressive rock groups that have tarnished their legacy by going top 40.

A progressive rock fan should know better than to think like an emo kid.

Me and my girls like progressive rock: we shake our booties to "21st Century Schizoid Man" and sway with the fellas to "Shine on You Crazy Diamond".
by prog-loving GIRL May 10, 2009
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