Robert Pattinson is the one and only gorgeous Edward Cullen from Twilight and the hearthrob Cedric Diggory from Harry Potter. He looks fabulous during both of these movies, and yet, whenever you see him in the real world he is unshaven and it looks like he has just gotten out of bed. He's trying to pull off the tough guy look, and it doesn't suit him in the slightest way! He doesn't need to try so hard, because it looks crappy and he doesn't need help with girls anyway.Trust me, probably every girl in america has heard of him and at least one half want to marry him. He is still so sexy, but he could go far with combing his hair before going out in public. I am a HUGE fan of both Harry Potter and the Twilight Series, so just know that Robert is HOT, but he always looks like he just came out of a hangover.
Why can't gorgeous Robert Pattinson look like Edward Cullen or Cedric Diggory? Is it his crapped hair or the way he always looks mad?
by TwilightLover09 March 22, 2009
by Megan March 01, 2005
The actor who plays Edward Sparklefag in the Twilight movie. A confirmed Anti, he has openly declared that he thinks Stephanie Meyer's writing is ridiculous. Before acting in Twilight, he played Cedric Diggory, a rather underappreciated performance. Poor guy should've read the book before he signed up. Ah well, he's getting paid, and he only has one more movie to do.
Also, he has superpowers of boredom that he uses to repel stalkers.
Also, he has superpowers of boredom that he uses to repel stalkers.
Stalker: OMG ROBERT MARRY ME YOU HOT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
Robert Pattinson: Blah blah blah blah blah
Stalker: ....
Robert: Blah blah blah blah blah
Stalker: -leaves-
Robert: Phew.
Robert Pattinson: Blah blah blah blah blah
Stalker: ....
Robert: Blah blah blah blah blah
Stalker: -leaves-
Robert: Phew.
by Fnord of the Bananas August 28, 2010
by Hakko December 14, 2003
someone who cares about and loves for someone they want to be with and are most close to. a person who will always be faithfull and commited to what ever the relationship type is. they are very good at sexual activites except when you try to penetrate them. =O
by boo boo magoo November 23, 2007
A boy who is the epitome of awesomeness. One who many from the 14-16 age bracket adore. May be described from time ti time as "slow" but doesn't take this term to heart. To sum it up, the best guy in the world. Belongs best with a Brittany...
Brittany Harris: Really want me to be your Slow Girl?
Robert Wilson: Of course...
Brittany Harris: You're so awesome...
Robert Wilson: Of course...
Brittany Harris: You're so awesome...
by Slow Girl March 25, 2009