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Robert Pattinson

Basically, sexiest man alive. Sex bomb. My sex on legs. Gorgeous. Amazing. Talented. Everything a girl could ask for.

Best known for his role in Harry Potter GOF, but getting even more well known for his upcoming role as Edward Cullen, vampire sex god extraordinaire, in the movie version of Stephenie Meyer's book Twilight. He will be perfect for the part, so Gaspard Ulliel can suck it!

He has an assortment of adorable nicknames, including R-Pattz and Spunk Ransom, which he came up with in an interview for MTV.

Robert plays piano and guitar, and is a very talented singer. And of course a very very extremely talented actor.

And he is a freaking sexy beast!
Jill: Sara, what are you daydreaming about now?
Sara: My future husband, Robert Pattinson! *swoon*
Jill: Sara, you know you won't actually marry him.
Sara: THATS WHAT YOU THINK. AND YOUR WRONG.

Idiotic, Meaningless Soul: Ugh. I cant believe Rob Pattinson got the part of Edward!
Sara: Excuse me? Did you just complain about Rob getting the part? I thought you said, "I SHOULD DIE."
by saraaintyobaby'sdaddeh October 28, 2008
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Robert Burnside

he is soooooo funny and can ALWAYS make me smile.. i love him so so so much. i don't know what i'd do without a Robert. he's the best boyfriend anyone could ask for. he's super cute and good at everything he does, and he's a beast at drums. Robert has all kinds of friends. everyone loves Robert Burnside. & he's the best kisser everrrr. :) hehehee. i love you babe! <3 you are the best. xoxox.
"bet you wish you had a Robert Burnside in your life"
"yeah, i do. :( he's just soooooooooooooo amazing" :)
by mego leanne October 13, 2011
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oral roberts

Performing oral sex on yourself
She is going to give a demonstration of oral roberts at halftime.
by Bstro December 13, 2003
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robert

Everyone always wants to know someone named Bob. Hence a Robert is either a crazy-assed individual with orgasmic sexual skills, but is trying to keep a low cover, or is just some uptight prick.
"Yo, I just fucked Bob last night and it was gre..."
"Hush girl, we're in the office, call him Robert round here."

Or

"Who's that tight arsed, preppy little mamma's boy think he is anyway, some Sir Robert or something?"
by anonymous2121 July 31, 2008
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Roberts Creek

The nicest town on the Sunshine Coast. Full of rich people, builders and hippies. Really expensive property, but nice beaches.
Person 1: Hey wanna go to Sechelt?
Person 2: Fuck that Roberts Creek is way nicer than that dump.
by Eight is equal to D. June 1, 2011
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Robert

Wow, Robert is an asshole.
by Testacleese December 19, 2016
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Christopher Robertson

A thoughtful boy with a heart of gold. He is easily pressured by life's situations and heavily influenced by the people surrounding him. He has many aspirations and knows how to achieve them. He cherishes those he loves in quirky ways. He is widely loved by close friends and family that can see him for the beautiful person he is.
by FormiddaBle April 10, 2015
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