MAGA Republican

A term mostly used by leftists/Democrats to describe basically any Republican they REALLY don't like.

ThIs MaGa rEpUbLiCaN iS lItErAlLy HiTlEr CuZ hE/sHe DoEsN'T wAnNa BaN mUh AsSaUlT wEaPoNs!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!

by MuhMuhMuhMuhMuhMuhMuhMuhMuh December 2, 2023

Banana Republican

Banana Republicans are those to whom the Right is not Right enough; modern-era conservatives dedicated to eliminating democracy and rejecting the justice system including judges, juries and the official apparatus of investigative agencies, punitive measures, and oversight concerning Rightwing politicians.

Those damned Banana Republicans have taken over the Supreme Court and brought the legislative branch to a grinding halt.

by Crawdad Nelson June 4, 2024

Democrats are far left and Republicans are far right

Something that shouldn't be true, but unfortunately it is (in the USA, at least).

Democrats are far left and Republicans are far right

Everyone in between is normal

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 18, 2024

Republican

Americans with a bad reputation who 90% of the time vote right wing for lower taxes due to financial struggles.

Helpful tip: Far rights are Republicans, but not all Republicans are far rights.

Far leftists: "REPUBLICAN!!!!!You want lower taxes????? I bet you wanna take away a woman's choice to not have a baby!!!!! You want gay people to suffer in a hello that doesn't exist!!!!!!!! I BET YOU HATE RAP BECAUSE ITS BLACK CULTURE!!!!!"

The silent majority: 😐

Most Republicans: I just want to not go bankrupt when I buy groceries mom😔

by Sheep milk June 25, 2022

Republican

(In Ireland) Someone who wants the republic of Ireland to merge with Northern Ireland, thus creating one big state.

"I was born as a real Irish, in the Republic of Ireland, so of course I am a republican"

by thefogiscomingthefogiscoming August 2, 2022

Republican

A bad person. Generally insecure and toxic towards others to avoid confronting their own short-comings.
Loves "What about"-isms, Quick to violence.

Can be any of the following:
Name-caller; Bully; Homophobe; Misogynist; Racist; Islamaphobe; Gun Advocate; Capitalist; Incel (unless affluent); January 6th Insurrectionist; Ford 150 Owner; "All Lives Matter"

Anyone: Gee, can't wait to enjoy my weekend!
Republican: You know, if it weren't for your 9-5, you wouldn't enjoy the weekend.
Anyone: If it weren't for my 9-5, maybe I could do something with my life instead of work everyday.
Republican: Well, if you don't like working, then stop!
Anyone: Then how will I eat? Or pay my bills?
Republican: Should have figured that out before becoming a free-loader. Maybe your parents can help you with a small loan.

by AverageTom June 22, 2021

pan republican

A republican that is secretly a pan sexual or has more than one cast iron skillet of the same size

Hey buddy I noticed your MAGA hat and those two 8" cast iron skillets you had hanging above the stove, I'm just gonna co.e out and say it, are you a pan republican?

by Wondering thoughts September 24, 2023