Republican

A) A really stupid person who thinks they are owning the system by being racist and hating gay people instead of the CEO’s and billionaires that are actually causing the downfall of society.

B) A really cool person that hates unelected dictators and cosplayers.

I’m a republican I think the government is run by Jewish homosexuals that are trying to implement Marxism. Despite this I love Israel.

King Charles is a poopy head.

by Cats&dogsoveromingdifferences June 1, 2024

Banana Republican

Banana Republicans are those to whom the Right is not Right enough; modern-era conservatives dedicated to eliminating democracy and rejecting the justice system including judges, juries and the official apparatus of investigative agencies, punitive measures, and oversight concerning Rightwing politicians.

Those damned Banana Republicans have taken over the Supreme Court and brought the legislative branch to a grinding halt.

by Crawdad Nelson June 4, 2024

Republican Tourette's

When a person (usually a Republican or one who leans right on the American political spectrum) takes opportunities to speak badly about the American Democratic party, no matter how unprompted or unrelated to what's currently going on.

Cliff: "Austin, Texas really seems to have a fascination with the color green."
Lance: "Yeah, thanks to the fuckin' Democrats."
Cliff: "The color green, Lance?!? Dude, you've got Republican Tourette's."

Cliff: "Hey check out this trick I can do with this $100 bill."
Lance: "I'm surprised you found one in this Biden economy."
Cliff: "There you go with your Republican Tourette's again!"

by captainbone June 17, 2024

Gay Republican

A political identity characterized by being both gay and a member of the Republican Party, embodying a unique blend of personal and political values. Far from being a contradiction, a Gay Republican strives to bridge the gap between diverse communities and political ideologies. They are likened to a modern-day Abraham Lincoln, aiming to unite a divided nation by promoting understanding, inclusivity, and common ground. Despite facing skepticism from all sides, they advocate for a more cohesive society where diverse identities and beliefs can coexist harmoniously.

As a Gay Republican, he worked tirelessly to bring together conservative values and LGBTQ+ rights, hoping to inspire unity and progress in the spirit of Lincoln.

by Maverick22_ July 18, 2024

Democrats are far left and Republicans are far right

Something that shouldn't be true, but unfortunately it is (in the USA, at least).

Democrats are far left and Republicans are far right

Everyone in between is normal

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 18, 2024

Republicans are weird

A white male who is culturally intolerant and pushes alt-right fascist propaganda. May engage in comb overs, factitious disorders, ramblings, couch love, dolphin porn, or cat fights. Synonyms: creep, controlling, Donald, J. D. Vance

Them: Did you see the RNC convention? The line-up was a bad flashback of the 90s and the audience dressed in costumes with ear bandages mocking their own candidate.
Me: Republicans are weird.

by Cr8zy Cat Lady July 29, 2024

Republican Abuse

When republicans abuse people in the news and media.

We need to say hold Newsom accountable for his 'epic failure' in California so we can republican abuse him.

Let’s write 'Going to get worse': Ex-WH doctor warns pace of Biden's cognitive decline already putting US 'at great risk' so we can republican abuse him against Trump.

Let’s write Democrats' gruesome abortion vision is already a reality in some states so we can republican abuse democrats and females that use abortion services.

Idaho mother-son duo charged with kidnapping after transporting minor to Oregon for abortion is a good way to republican abuse the Idaho family so they can be targeted in their community.

by anonymous November 30, 2023