Redneck Girl

A fat ugly girl who only wears camo, wranglers, and ugly crocs. She dips like a man and smells like one too. Their feet are covered in dirt even under their toenails.

Jaime: damn did you see that hottie redneck girl that just threw in a gerb?
Mark: yeah! did you see how far she spit?
Jaime: that was sooo damn sexy
Matt: you guys must be drunk! she is an ugly ass redneck girl! get a life

by Jaime Bland August 26, 2009

Redneck Toothbrush

A toothpick which is found hanging from the lips of a redneck. Typically ones only means of picking squirrel meat and other guck out from between ones teeth.

Billy Bob: Look at Jimbo sitting on his porch brushin' his teeth in public.
Sally Anne: What you talkin' 'bout?
Billy Bob: What you think he's doing with that toothpick?
Sally Anne: Oh. Oh... ya.
Billy Bob: Ya, he's rockin' that Redneck Toothbrush.

by Sam B. L. March 09, 2012

Skinny redneck

One of, if not the most dangerous kind of redneck

Random guy I'm too lazy to make a name for: Skinny Rednecks are pretty dangerous
Guy I feel like needs to be here in order for the first guy's sentence to make sense

by black nigger balls December 01, 2021

redneck bottleneck

A specific point on hwy 10 in Coon Rapids, Minnesota where there is frequent traffic congestion.

I'm going to be late, I'm stuck in the redneck bottleneck.

by MyFactsAreAccurate August 15, 2019

Redneck Threesome

The act of masturbating and licking ones armpit simultaneously.

Because his girlfriend would never go for it, Cletus had his own Redneck Threesome.

by SeeUPee August 15, 2012

redneck divorce

n. an order of protection (or restraining order) obtained against one's spouse

Intern: But I don't get it, judge. They're not living together, they're fighting over this boat, he has an order of protection out against her, but they're still married?

Judge: Neither one of them would agree to pay the attorney's fees for an actual divorce. This is what some lawyers call a redneck divorce.

by Covite June 08, 2011

redneck queen

A redneck women whom is strong and loves all her mud lovers. When she comes down the road in her big ass truck or sits on her camo thrown people adore her.

Honk your truck for the redneck queen.

by Im humman February 06, 2014