Randonauti

Randomly coming across something that you had upheld in conversation or thought earlier leaving you to believe it’s droppings of the Illuminati.

Wow I can’t believe I found this clock ring after we were just discussing time and it’s existence earlier, so randonauti my dude!

by Space Girls January 12, 2026

The Randy Savage

A very illegal drug. A mix of bleach, marijuana, meth, and heroine. Its possible to smoke it or shoot it up.

Dude, you tried to kill me and your family after you did some of The Randy Savage.

by QLAZARRUS666 August 15, 2011

The Randy Phinney

swinging like a boss while keeping it tight and hitting for the quick money, long and short, to pocket up high and in the rear.

The Randy Phinney: Man, I pulled the ol' Randy Phinney off last week on a tip for a quick in and out hat trick turn around, then I went out and banged a few strippers on boat. Now I'm broke with Herpes.

by Someone who misses their balls October 29, 2015

sly randy

A sly randy refers to a situation in which Individual A leads Individual B to believe that their relationship is entirely platonic (ie. a Randy Jackson "dawg"). This is then proven to be a ruse when Individual A surreptitiously rubs his shroom tip against Individual B's daffodil.

Tina: But I thought you and Brad were in the Friendzone?
Tiffany: I thought so too, until he pulled a sly randy...

by rannedy March 15, 2016

Sweaty Randy

The act of pouring buckets of strangers' sweat on oneself whilst performing or recieving anal sex

It took Jessica and I a whole day of collecting other people sweat, but by the end of the day we had completed a sweaty randy.

by Ono man gin August 4, 2016

rando randy

A random dick pic

"Damn Jesse keeps sending me rando randys on Snapchat"

by GTAjunkie2027 October 12, 2017

snapping randy

Is when Randy put a snapping turtle in your ass to protect your self from unwanted anal sex.

when bubba tried to give it to Randy 's ass again he jumped back and said your ass is Snapping Randy

by randysass January 7, 2018