Rock chewer

A person completely lacking common sense and intelligence.

He is such a rock chewer.

Rock chewer by Strength3beauty January 12, 2019

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rock block

Preventing another person from attending a music festival or concert by 1) employing mental or emotional manipulation devices, 2) being involved in some accident or tragedy, 3) having or causing a family emergency, or 4) scheduling a conflicting event such as a court hearing, wedding or funeral.

I had tickets to Bonnaroo but my sister rock blocked me by getting married that weekend.

rock block by mylegalninja June 6, 2019

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Related Words

rock • rock star • Rocky • rocket • Rock 'n' roll • rocker • Rockland • rocky road • rock bottom • rock music

rock star skinny jeans

Jeans with holes or distressed looked to them

I just got some rock star skinny jeans last week

rock star skinny jeans by Choklitmelk August 3, 2019

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Rock Abrasion

Two people who are really cold rubbing their extremely hard, coarse nipples together making the theoretical mental sound of two rocks being rubbed together.

Girl: My nipples are so hard.
Boy: You wanna...rub’m together?...
Girl: Uhmmmm...yah
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Boy: Mmmhmm that’s some dope ass rock abrasion.

Rock Abrasion by Samwise Enzelick July 10, 2020