Monday Morning Quarterback

A person, usually another’s arrogant boss or supervisor with lackadaisical work ethic. This turd will leave early the previous week because he can. On Monday Morning, they are ready to work more than ever, but just for a few hours, they start criticizing what took place after they left early, then start barking orders for the upcoming week. This person is usually a clown and not taken seriously by people who actually work and is not important enough to report others because he is afraid his lackadaisical work ethic will get him in trouble.

Ahh Monday, cant wait to hear what sergeant doosh has to say about the emergency repair we had to take on Friday. I bet he says it was too costly then disappears for the week. He is such a Monday Morning Quarterback

by Adiggy December 22, 2020

I dont give a quarter of a fuck

When you care about something to the smallest extent and that you just want to get it over with.

Jenna, "Sushi or Burgers"
Max, "I don't care"
Jenna, "Ok we can go to In-N-Out"
Max, "I DONT GIVE A QUARTER OF A FUCK, I JUST WANT TO EAT"
Jenna, "Ok then lets go to, Guy Savo"
Max, "Oh shit not there"

by Quarter Fuck March 23, 2021

Missing a Quarter

someone who isn’t completely there mentally, lacks a portion of development.

P1: I’m sure you overheard what she said, that’s crazy!

P2: yeah she’s probably missing a quarter to complete the dollar.

by Figaro The Great October 18, 2022

Running line quarterbacker mid field goalie catcher

The most intensive position on a football field.

“Yo, I heard Tyrone dubius got the job as the running line quarterbacker mid field goalie catcher for the Seahawks.”

by Tyrone dubius September 16, 2022

save a fake quarter

When you emulate a shitty arcade game

Me: This game sucks ass. I'd rather save a fake quarter.

by gayzad July 26, 2023

no patterns on my quarter

Don’t fall into conformity. Rather, forge your own path. Seek adventure, thrill, and challenges. Think outside the box and encourage others to do so as well.

John: “Here’s a quarter, try and get the high score.”
Max: “It doesn’t really matter, the game has a pattern.
John: “You go through life thinking you don’t stand a chance, that you’re just a part of the pattern? No patterns on my quarter. Make your own path. Embrace the challenge.”

by GL Bacchus September 20, 2023

The Double Tailed Quarter

The act of shoving a quarter up your rectum, then your partner sucks it out of your rectum. They then swallow it and when ready, you return the favor. Not to be confused with the double tailed peso, where you share a jar of jalapeños first.

My girlfriend wanted to save money, so I suggested we try the double tailed quarter method, she wasn't impressed.

by Twinkle abs February 22, 2026