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Corporate Punk

Corporate Punk describes punk bands or punk fashion brands created by corporate businesses that are more interested in making money than spreading a message.

Corporate Punk bands attempt to stay as apolitical as possible to be appealing to everyone. They make songs about empty anger, trying to put on a fake persona of anger without having any real opinions or thoughts in their songs. Corporate Punk bands may also be industry plants.

Corporate Punk fashion brands describes a brand making clothes with super cheap fabric and making the item super expensive. It's extra corporate punk-ish if the item is made poorly to look DIY, but still costs 50$.

Synonyms for corporate punk include; industry plant (for bands), poseur, poor mouth, and capitalist punk.
Marty: Dude, these clothes are made with such cheap fabric! Why are they so expensive?

David: It's Corporate Punk, Marty. It's just like that.
Marty: I guess that explains why it looks like something the Tramp Stamps wore during their mall goth phase
by Jack Mustard May 12, 2021
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punk shit

A BITCH in its own mind of state
Hey Brandon your a piece of punk shit!
by iliketurtles132 January 15, 2021
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Kilo punk

Extremely unordinary music often frowned upon or is made by minorities of society this includes members of the furry,juggalo, clowncore, heavy metal, aggressive punk, foreign languages,Gorey and creepy, music communities.
by angelKilo October 18, 2022
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TikTok punk

Gen Z alt kids who only go to bigger underground events and don’t support bands that don’t have internet hype
Did you go to the Dead City Punks show under the freeway??

Yeah there were lots of people lighting shit on fire

I bet you saw a bunch of TikTok punks there

Yeah they were talking about how Wacko is playing next weekend in Long Beach
by analyspeaking November 19, 2021
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Punk Flunkie

A cunning little brat who loves to do bad things
Holy Moly, that girl Ava is a Punk Flunkie and that's fo sho
by Peadar92 September 1, 2022
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punk drunk

A state achieved by getting drunk as fuck and doing adderall so you can drink more. While in this state, you feel the compulsive need to fight people, break shit and listen to loud music.
I drank a 12 pack, did some shots and blew some speed at this house party. I was so punk drunk i wanted to smash everything in the fucking house and fight dudes.
by anon2320 January 22, 2014
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shepherd the punk

child rearing ! , parenthood

EASY to "pop shot" and churn out BODIES! , BODIES! , BODIES! , BUT a VERY valid question remains !
WHO is gong to shepherd the punk ??
steve works 12 hours a day and laura is ETERNALLY at "the office"...(response:) who's going to shepherd the punk ??

when you are hustling for all that money, who's going to shepherd the punk !

go ahead ! , get "preggers" !! , the "cat lick" church will shepherd the punk !!
by michael foolsley November 25, 2021
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