Probation Punch

When you use your bail time to find the guy that snitched and punch them in the face.

'I've gotta be back in jail by 8pm, time to give Larry a probation punch'

'Probation Punch Bitch!' <pow>

by neoshinobii July 5, 2014

shovel punch

the rude awakeninig hangover. it actually wakes you up in the morning because of the pain between your eyes. like being shoveled to the face.

does anybody have any vitamin IB, i totally got shovel punched this morning?

by il barbone October 14, 2009

Nappy Punch

The act of either

1) getting punched by a black person or
2) punching someone for no apparent reason

Yo check it out, Toby just nappy punched gilby.

by wink6311 January 13, 2010

Punched muffin

A very unattractive woman

Some bro: dude, that chick is ugly!
Andrew: she's about as appealing as a punched muffin

by Sergeant Doncho June 21, 2019

crescent punch

a punch to the balls, given to a deserving douchebag. in a motion similar to an arc, or crescent.

While waiting at an intersection, I noticed that a douchebag runner was running in place next to me to keep up his heart rate. I gave him a crescent punch.

by diddymane January 27, 2011

Booty Punch

When a woman uses her hips and butt to hit another person in their dancing/standing area.

I was trying to find some space on the dance floor when I got booty punched by that plus sized woman

by GoodTimesNM February 23, 2011

Predator Punch

Predator Punch= Mike's Hard Lemonade. It's the drink that the statutory rapist always brings to the scene of the crime in "to Catch a Predator" on T.V.

I bought a six pack of Predator Punch little girl!

by daverinodave June 11, 2013