Stop bullying the Muslim by protecting your boss at Instagram!

by Taenun August 12, 2022

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pretext

an excuse when you are having an intercourse with someone else (other than ur gf)

Hey Darling what have you been doing saturday night? oh I was having a pretext for having sex
Or
Hey Noah can I see your sticks? (<-- this is the pretext)
I love when you twist them...

by Gabrielasitta March 23, 2008

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A name synonymous with the word "shit". This group is a cluster of lower-functioning humans known in latin as "emos" (roughly translated, it means "crapbags"). These single brain-celled organisms originated in the basement of a middle class home and sprouted guitars after a period of misplaced belief in their own ability. Th result is utter tragedy, particularly for the music industry. There is more to protest about this 'band' than their wannabe-toughguy name. If they died painful, slow deaths, the world would somehow be a lot better.

Emo: Heyy niggs, you check out the new Protest the Hero cd?
Rational Human: No. If I wanted to hear shit I'd tape record myself taking a dump.
Emo: Hey I think that's the third track on their album...
Rational Human: Please die.

by Shove_It October 25, 2006

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Protected Sexting

Sexting with a case on your phone. The case will act as a condom.
If you unprotectedly sext you could catch ghonaherpiseriphilits!

Alex was unprotected sexting and caught ghonaherpiseriphilits! If only she was using a phone condom!

by spicykid June 2, 2011

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witless protection program

When your friends have more comebacks and sarcasm than you. Also, you have no comeback at all or strain to say something, but something stupid and useless comes out. Not so witty, go to the back of the class.

Another word for "you suck".

Witless: "I wish I'd said that."
Wiseass: "Dude, welcome to the Witless Protection Program"

by EmilPicasso.com September 6, 2010

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