Poser

A massive trend chasing retard who ruins culture mostly skating

person 1: Oh for fuck sake that twat bought in a prebuilt board hes never skated to school
person 2: maybe they're trying to learn

person 1: nah that's poser shit look at that mall grab
person 2: stop being a gatekeeping twat
person 1: why don't u make me ;)
{person 1 and person 2 start violently fucking}

by Illskinurcockbackwardswankstsi September 15, 2020

Poser

Not to be confused with a beginner, a poser is that kid at the skate park that sits on every obstacle with a skateboard but never rides it and then says that he tre flipped a 7 stair

skater: hey man look at this clip.
Poser: that's cool but I dolphin flipped that same 12 stair

by not chandler September 17, 2020

Method poser

Like a method actor in that they will engage in a lifestyle they see as superficially similar to the kind of subculture etc. they are posing as an member of, without understanding the meaning behind any of it, all of this simply so that they can increase their chances of being labelled by people when they talk about stuff they do or when others see their living arrangements etc, method posers are usually male as method posing requires at least some effort in one's private life.

Wow what a faggoty, attention seeking, method poser Kyle is for bribing those doctors to set it up like he had cancer, and then getting us all to come see his stupid ass in the hospital and pretend like he was Sadako Sasaki.

by Freighttrain, The September 21, 2020

The Poser

A kid who doesnt know how to play basketball

I met a bad basketball player. His name was the poser.

by LGStudios October 3, 2020

Poser

Someone who compromises who they are on a daily basis to make money and thinks that if you dont do the same thing, it's coming from your ego.

Compromise is what did that to the poser's head.

by Solid Mantis October 15, 2020

Poser

Someone who drives a Ford fusion

Wait, he drives a Ford fusion?? I didn't know he was a poser!

by Duck#2 September 28, 2017

poser

a so called celebrity from the philippines who says money they got lots yet they embezzle

a napoleonic celebrity who says he so flush he gon buy yacths yet if u pull.up to his house the guard makes abundantly clear the house aint his yet he talking loud bout buying yachts! fuck off ogie alcasid, poser!

ogie alcasid is a poser; he dont even own his home yet talks like he can buy a yacht! he is an embezling poser clown Napoleonic midget!

by noateneochiklmays June 14, 2017