A ridiculously small amount of food left in a package; more than just crumbs, yet not enough to provide any satisfaction whatsoever if consumed.

This is generally perpetrated as a passive-aggressive act, vindictive pettiness, a subconscious micro-aggression, or by a housemate with obsessive food behaviors (weighing, counting, etc) whereas a typical person under normal circumstances would simply prepare a slightly larger portion for themselves and finish off the package, thereby leaving a conspicuous space for a replacement package.

Inhabitant 1: (Pours milk from a carton, receives a tablespoon of milk)
Inhabitant 1: "Thanks for leaving me that fuck you portion of milk, babe! I just realized I didn't even want milk, I just wanted an idea of milk!"

fuck you portion by bad back June 9, 2026

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Mr. Portiticus

When your teacher mispronounces everyone's name, so you gotta hit him with the reverse card.

Ayo that's my teacher Mr. PORTITICUS

Mr. Portiticus by Ight, give me back my name March 30, 2020

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Being Interrupted Whilst Others Are Projecting Perspectives Is Going To Be A Senseless Act Of Suicide Around THe Parties Involved<.7.9.7.6.> by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

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