poo wine

stomping poop down the shower drain, simulating the act of making wine.

The shower smells awful because Spencer was making poo wine earlier.

by gr136306 September 25, 2009

poo bay

The anal region. Holiday hot spot for many a poo pirate.

"AAH-HAR! Climb aboard me galleon me hearty and let us set sail for the murky waters of poo bay!"

by Stockers August 25, 2003

poo cutter

Another name for the anus. Derived from the fact that the anus' primary job is to cut poo.

Once a man turns forty, his doctor will start examining the inside of his poo cutter with his finger. When this is happening, make sure your doctor doesn't have both of his hands on your shoulders!!!

by Adrian K May 9, 2005

poo tag

when having a bath the crusty poo melts off your bum and u try to move the poo chunk toward the drain but the poo resists all motion and u can never quite catch it.

If u wipe yo ass you will never need play poo tag ever again

by MikeBoulding January 17, 2007

Underachiever Poo

A poo that is so small it wasn't worth pooping.

When you go to the bathroom and all you get are a few rabbit pellets! That would get an underachiever poo award.

by HRL May 29, 2007

poo flakes

when you do a shit and flush, but there is still some little flakey poo particles left. usually happens when your poo isnt well held together.

"when i flushed there were poo flakes and they slowly wafted to the bottom of the bowl like a snow globe!"

by masterofpooflake September 2, 2009

Herald poo

The first bowel movement following a heavy alcohol-fueled night, generally solid and well formed, consisting of the previous days foods, but with the associated knowledge that a far less robust, sloppy alcohol poo is in transit.

Just did the most satisfying herald poo, but with that many beers there's definitely worse to come.

by Brynjamin April 19, 2013