political accident

The phrase used most by AP gov teachers when explaining that the political climate is not made up of accidental chances.

There is no such thing as a political accident.

by Frosty DST March 26, 2019

Political camouflage

1: The unreasonable expectation by mainstream society that supporters of nonmainstream political parties must conform to the goals, expectations, and norms established by the mainstream political parties, the Republicans and Democrats, and accept that those parties’ agendas and priorities are supposedly more important theirs is in order to fit in. This often leads to lack of imagination when dealing with various political issues and designing policies, which can render a lot of policies ineffective.
2: A camo pattern that always has blue and red, sometimes with two or more of the following colors, which are white, grey, and or black. These patterns are used to indicate opposition to the suppression of nonmainstream political parties; as well as indicate you support the nonmainstream political parties, such as the Reform Party, Pirate Party, Libertarian Party, Alliance Party, and Constitution Party.
3: A camouflage pattern that uses certain colors which are used to represent a specific political party. Usually, it is done to show support for a nonmainstream political party.

Sophia: Hey. Earl that is a nice colorful shirt you’re wearing. Where did you get that?
Earl: It is a political camouflage shirt, which is used to show opposition to the political suppression of nonmainstream political parties. I had to custom order this from a special company online that lets you put your own designs on the product.
Sophia: Nice.

by Vanguard 1998 July 20, 2021

political socialization

It is when the government forces you to talk to people even when you don't want too

extrovert: let's go to trump's campaign

introvert: I don't want to go plus I hate trump and him truing yo make us political socialization when there is a pandemic going on
extrovert(pulls out a gun): we are going
introvert: ok

by yehyaeatskossa69 November 22, 2020

Politically Induced Psychosis

A powerful detachment from reality caused by obsessively reading politically charged conspiracy theories, and generally believing anything said by certain pundits who often pass off obvious falsehoods as truth. The primary characteristic is being susceptible to fervently believing extremely outlandish claims which are easily disproven by a simple Google search.

"Did you hear? They actually believe schools are installing litter boxes for students who identify as furries!"
"I know. It's Politically Induced Psychosis."

by NoxMelo March 25, 2022

Political recluse

1: A politician who does not frequently interact with the people who live in the constituency they represent
2: A politician who does not frequently interact with other politicians in the level of government they work in

Senator Moninclair is a political recluse; for she rarely interacts with people from the area she was elected to serve.

by Vanguard 1998 March 24, 2021

polite wash

To polish, bend and/or omit the truth in order to make it more palatable to the intended audience.

Because the question is open-ended yet specific to the employee’s needs/desires, it is hard for a candidate to “polite wash” the answer so that it fits what they think you want to hear.

by Too Fat to Be an Assassin June 12, 2018

Politics

What people on Urban Dictionary like to put on here instead of funny meanings for words

John: Hey have you checked out urban dictionary?
Joe: No, its gotten to political, too much politics for me :(
John: Yeah I noticed that, I wanna quit now :(
Joe: :(
John: :(

by Joesphzulu December 22, 2020