polish chess match

The act of two stupid people arguing a complex issue.

I went to the city council meeting last night, but it turned into a Polish Chess Match.

by Listerfiend May 20, 2018

polish litter box

As someone is taking a shower, you proceed to sneak into the bathroom and take a nice shit. And don't flush it!

Tylers in the shower, I'm gonna leave him a Polish litter box!

by Mr. Arthur January 25, 2017

Polish School Bus

1. A wrestling move ban from the NWA at its inception. The move was too dangerous because it involves jumping on your opponent’s head with both feet while their face down on the mat.

2. (Modern) When you’re in a seated position and someone twerks on your neck and shoulders from behind.

The polish school bus disfigured many wrestlers.

I hope my girl girls me the ole’ polish school bus tonight.

by PolishSchoolBus96 December 18, 2021

Polish Gas Mask

The act of cupping your hand over your butt when farting, and then covering an unsuspecting person's nose and mouth with a handful of stank ass. The Polish reference being that a gas mask is supposed to filter harmful toxins, not contain them within the mask, defeating the purpose of a gas mask.

I felt a steamer building up so I reached around, let it rip, and gave my girlfriend a Polish gas mask and she almost gagged.

by Masthead716 December 16, 2016

Polish Gas Chamber

When you are driving your car, you lock the windows, turn the heater to high, and then fart, trapping it and all your passengers forcing them to sniff your extra hot ass air.

After enchiladas and several yeasty beers last night I decided my fart sniffing family would also like to enjoy some hot farts so I locked the windows on the car, turned up the heater to high, and executed them using a Polish Gas Chamber.

by J MaxJ Max March 19, 2017

Dirty Polish Woman

When she pretends to be a lesbian to get away from you just she can go off and whore around with other men.

That Dirty Polish woman was a waste of my time. She only wanted to be the town bike.

by DirtyPolishPerson August 3, 2022

Polish piping bag

Where you hold your forskin closed, ejaculate into your forskin to create a piping bag of sorts, then proceed to decorate your partners breasts/face/wedding cake/gingerbread man etc with your semen.

Barry: that is some decorative calligraphy on that cake

Steve: yes i used my own polish piping bag

by JULIA GlLLARD December 14, 2019