A poor man's variation on a popular holiday champaign cocktail the Poinsettia, which normally consists of one half chamiaign, one half cranberry juice, and sometimes one shot triple sec in a stemmed red wine glass. For those attending college or wearing camouflage boxers to bed, create a Redneck Poinsettia by combining one half cranberry juice with one half beer (preferably Bud Light, Natty, Busch, or Pabst) in a beer mug, pint, stein, red party cup, boot, or slurpee cup with a few cubes of ice. The combination is surprisingly tasty.
College Student 1: Dude, I could really go for a Poinsettia with my cereal, but we're too poor for champaign.
College Student 2: There's some beer in the fridge from last night.
College Student 1: That works.
...and the redneck poinsettia was born.
College Student 2: There's some beer in the fridge from last night.
College Student 1: That works.
...and the redneck poinsettia was born.
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Pearl points are awarded for punctuality, perseverance and positivity.With the points you get rewards from the pearl point pouch (What Pearl from Steven universe uses to reward Steven )
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Get the zero point mug.A points system of an accumulation of stereotypical attributes that make black men more desirable to black women. Depending on how negative the black stereotype is, the higher the value it is in "nigga points"....
for example:
sold drugs = 10 nigga points
gang banger = 15 nigga points
has dreads = 13 nigga points
wears a chain = 1.5 nigga points
tattoos = 5 nigga points
own an unregistered firearm = 20 nigga points
killed a man = 25 nigga points
etc...
the more "nigga points" you have as a black man, the wider range of black women you have available to you for dating and recreational sex. If you are a black man with a low NP score, you will undoubtedly have a hard time dating black women... or in some cases other groups of women since other races of women stereotype black men as well.
for example:
sold drugs = 10 nigga points
gang banger = 15 nigga points
has dreads = 13 nigga points
wears a chain = 1.5 nigga points
tattoos = 5 nigga points
own an unregistered firearm = 20 nigga points
killed a man = 25 nigga points
etc...
the more "nigga points" you have as a black man, the wider range of black women you have available to you for dating and recreational sex. If you are a black man with a low NP score, you will undoubtedly have a hard time dating black women... or in some cases other groups of women since other races of women stereotype black men as well.
GUY #1: Damn, how come Shantay curved me? My game was smooth?
GUY #2: Bro, look at you. You don't have enough nigga points... get some tattoos, some dreads, get some drip, and maybe try again.
GUY #2: Bro, look at you. You don't have enough nigga points... get some tattoos, some dreads, get some drip, and maybe try again.
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Get the Period point blank mug.Lt Colonel Bob screams GIMME MY POINTS when xbox live would not deliver his points to him, even though he bought them with his money.
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