A Foolish Loomian Legacy Player 

The DUMBEST Loomian Legacy player! Who, does not really do Loomian Legacy content at all (or sometimes!)

Foolish definitely does not simp for Nevermare...

Wait, A Foolish Loomian Legacy Player is a Nevermare simp?

Yeah you idiot.

A Foolish Loomian Legacy Player by Nevermare Simp January 23, 2022

Hearts of Iron 4 Player 

A Subterranean Dweller who has fowl political takes all day and is built like a Neanderthal

Person A: on r/communism or something “The Soviet Union is so cool i wish I lived there!!! Stalin for the win!!!”
Person B: “No surprise there. Probably another Hearts of Iron 4 Player…”

Hearts of Iron 4 Player by Raycroc1940 August 29, 2023

Banjo Player 

The offspring of people(?) from isolated communities who are married to his/her/?? father/mother/brother/sister/any near relation.

See also inbred, Royal Family

We played Sheerness East today, the banjo players kicked us all over the park!

Banjo Player by Monkey Boy November 20, 2003

football player build 

someone who is fat but does not want to admit, because they are in denial or are trying to pick someone up via texting or the internet.

Guy A: hey you e-mailed me what are your stats?
Guy B: I am 6'1'' 25 years old white male with a football player build

football player build by alaska X boy July 13, 2010

Lacrosse player 

Someone who dresses very prepy(sperry's, club shorts, vineyard vines, etc). Gets all the girls. An all around hot guy with very nice hair.

Girl: that lacrosse player has great hair, hes so hot

Lacrosse player by ybasf21 July 25, 2015

PS4 Player 

A big dick man with a great sense of humour. Definitely at the top for all other players, that includes Xbox and PC. Anyone else who doesn’t play on the PS4 is a fucking fag, mostly Xbox players.

Person 1: Oii look at that sick ass PS4 Player playing on the PS4!

Person 2: Mate, don’t you mean Xbox?

*Person 1 Throws that dumb ass cunt out the window*

Person 3: Bro, the Switch is the superior console.

*Everyone around Person 3 shanks that cunt*

PS4 Player by UrSuchApotato September 30, 2019

windows media player 

A very bad media player in comparison to others like winamp. Has the tendancy to miss the first two seconds of an audio file. It has a very complicated layout and large window size making a simple task like playing an audio file a chore. Ripping music is almost pointless due to this. on the plus side WMP opens faster than its competitors allowing you to play a file almost instantainiously. WMP also suffers from its horrid lack of plug-ins and the windows web sites don't even supply them for download.

Argh. I just wanted to play my movie but Windows Media Player doesn't support the plug-in.

windows media player by Willy Wonka December 31, 2004