Plan

The P word, the worst worst anyone can possibly say. the use of this word is absolutely forbidden especially on an action wednesday.

“we should plan out where we are gonna go on this upcoming action wednesday”

by egobby September 30, 2023

planning poker

Planning poker, or scrum poker, is an estimation technique used primarily in Agile project management to determine the relative size of user stories or tasks.

During the sprint planning meeting, the team used planning poker to estimate the effort required for each user story.

by Jim Philip June 1, 2024

can of plans

A set of plans for the night, day, or morning.

What are we doing tomorrow?

Here is the can of plans:
1. Go to the pregame
2. Smoke some reefer

3. Rage face at the party.

by Tmoney18 March 11, 2014

Amazon Bonus Plan

When you work for Amazon and they force you and all the other employees to celebrate being the lowest cost center. While they cut all overtime, that employees all count on , so the Site lead can get a huge bonus.

Hey man, I have to get a second job to feed my kids because of this lovely Amazon Bonus Plan!

by Amazonsux October 15, 2023

The Ron Coe Plan B

When there are no sheep available, you bring home a heffer. This can be human or cow, dealers choice, and the heavier the better.

Jake: Hey! Did you end up fucking that sheep last night??
Ron: No I had to go with The Ron Coe Plan B!

by adtr160 October 23, 2017

Friends & Family Plan

When your sister/brother in law is not being sexually satisfied by their spouse or significant other and want to hook up with you and keep it undercover & within the family.

John: My sister in law told me she is starving for some dick. Said Bill doesn’t do it for her anymore.

Joe: Sounds like she is trying to get on the friends & family plan with you.

by The Fratriarch October 10, 2023

The Dismemberment Plan

An underrated 90s post hardcore indie rock band from Washington DC formed on January 1st 1993, releasing four albums before breaking up in 2003 but then coming back in 2011 and releasing a new album in 2013.

"Yo I love The Dismemberment Plan"
"Emergency & I is such a fucking masterpiece"

by Frozen_Croissant May 29, 2022