Phantom Stash Syndrome

PSS - The sensation of feeling as though you still have a moustache in an attempt to stroke it, after a clean shave.

I have a mad case of Phantom Stash Syndrome (PSS), I keep trying to stroke it but there's nothing there!

by J Nash November 28, 2012

Phantom Wedgie

The sensation you get when someone you trust screws you over in subtle ways.

"Hey, Bob. Quit picking your ass."
"I know, right? I'm going commando but I can't shake this feeling..."
"What feeling, man?"
"That someone, somewhere, is about to come up behind me and pull my shorts up over my head."
"Oh, I forgot to tell you, I saw Nick chatting up your woman."
Phantom Wedgie

by The Fresh Maker August 13, 2013

phantom savings

Its the Amount of money you saved written at the bottom of a receipt, but when you ask for it they wont give it to you

Give me the $46.00 you just saved at the grocery store Dad. I cant son, that's not real money ,Its only "Phantom savings"

by Steven A Sayegh April 17, 2016

Phantom shitter

A person who discreetly shits in public events, such as a house party, then proceeds to deny it.

A few New Years ago Scott totally was the phantom shitter!

by PhantonShitter1234 August 19, 2016

Phantom click

When your phones on vibrate bur when you type you still hear the clicking your phone makes.

I was typing on my phone and it was muted but I could still hear the Phantom clicking.

by Codsten Angleworth June 26, 2016

Phantom Penis

(1) When a female feels as if she bares a penis

(2)When a female physical feels pain when seeing/thinking of harm inflicted on a man's genitalia

Video: A man will then have the bottom of his penis cut and held over a fire as it bleeds

Female: Holy shit I felt that in my phantom penis

by Borealispolaris March 4, 2018

Phantom Breeding

When you nut in your hand and let it dry so when you shake a girls hand, your nut gets on her hand so when she pleasures herself later that night there is a chance of her getting pregnant.

Guy 1: “I got my english teacher pregnant through phantom breeding.”

Guy 2: “LETS GOOOOO”

*both high five each other*

by Idrv64s October 6, 2021