“Parker, wow, look how freaking amazing you look. You outfit is on point, and that hair swoop.. plan me a funeral right now”
by Jackiemackiecrack May 24, 2019
Get the Parkermug. Parker is a very hot, sexy, and cool. Parker gets anyone they want and has sex all the time. Parker is basically a magnet to the ladies, and is very very fast, almost even sub 21 5k time. I dont know what would happen if this sexy man named parker ever left.
Girl 1- Hey Parker, I am in love with you
Parker- Hoe go to the back of the line
Girl 1- but you are so sexy and hot, and cool, and hot, oh wait i already said that my bad.
Parker- I dont care there is a massive waiting list that you are in the back of.
Girl at front of line- is this girl bothering you or something, do you need me to beat her up for you
Parker- Yes please
Parker- Hoe go to the back of the line
Girl 1- but you are so sexy and hot, and cool, and hot, oh wait i already said that my bad.
Parker- I dont care there is a massive waiting list that you are in the back of.
Girl at front of line- is this girl bothering you or something, do you need me to beat her up for you
Parker- Yes please
by peepopog123123 January 26, 2021
Get the Parkermug. That one dude that has a massively small cock. He loves sophomore girls named Aven and loves watching truck videos. He also goes by the name Zartak!!
Holy Cow!! It Parker LeGoff!!
Oh yea, he has the tiniest of wieners!! Oh and he sure does like sophomore girls from Kossuth.
Oh yea, he has the tiniest of wieners!! Oh and he sure does like sophomore girls from Kossuth.
by JLB55 November 2, 2021
Get the Parker LeGoffmug. Super cool guy with a super cool taste in music. Your on average, 4th favorite friend. Often called Starboy by his peers. Good looking and great at beer pong.
by Parkjano November 21, 2021
Get the Parkermug. The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.
by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016
Get the Parker Polesmug. by Maeve <3 April 16, 2022
Get the Parkermug. parker is the hottest most trustful girl out there. she may seem very annoying once you meet her but once you become friends with her she’s very nice and extremely funny, and if we’re being truthful…parkers kinda hot. parker is a nice funny hot trustworthy girl that you should hug.
by total.baddie.42069 December 15, 2021
Get the parkermug.