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Parents

The people that wanted to have sex but didn't want a child and accidentally gave birth to you. They claim that they're "helping you" When they want to torture you becuase you take time and effort. They were the ones who decided to have you!
Kid: " Mom, Do parents care for their children?"
Mom: "No honey, Thye don't they just wanted to have sex and you were only an accident."
by Mister Doge September 15, 2020
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Parent

A caretaker whose sole purpose is to keep their child(ren) from committing suicide, often in the most creative ways imaginable.
I never knew such a large part of being a parent would be to keep my son from trying to throw himself from my arms so he could smash his head on the floor.
by CmdrRockAwesome September 21, 2020
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Parents

The people who say "be greatful we brought you into this world" or "without us you would have never been alive" when you really never wanted to be here.
by Ifurreadingthisurgay September 22, 2020
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ParentialConfusion

When Parents wanna FUCK kids so bad they don't want you to think of em'
Obviously ParentialConfusion!
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Parent

Someone that has been considered a slave for years and is trapped by doing everything for their children
I am a parent but it feels like I have been a slave for years
by gek002 November 6, 2020
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Parents

lack of nurons & obtained Specialneeds xD
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Parents

people who boss around saying how great they are around you
Dang, my parents keep asking me stuff.
by Spacepro9000 October 4, 2020
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