Parent Teacher Conference

When your child is so fucking stupid, failing every class and showing no signs that there's no hope they'll ever graduate and move out. It's the last resort is initiated by the parents; an emergency hook up to see if anything can be "worked out".

Dad: Connie, have you seen Norman's latest report card? Goddamn it! How can this boy be so fucking stupid? He's failing 12th grade for the second year in a row. It's even worse this year than last year!!
Mom: I know Derek, but I have a solution. I have scheduled a parent teacher conference this weekend with the principal. I'm sure we'll work something out.
Dad: Whatever it takes. I can't this idiot living here one day past his 18th birthday!

by Old Man Neltson July 27, 2023

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by EyIAmCoolGuy3 July 29, 2020

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The people who think they are doing the right thing for you but are just fucking you up and blaming it on social media. These two beings claim they love you but take out all their frustrations out on you, tell others terrible things about you and act like they did not want you in the first place and the worse thing is, is that you grow up thinking it was your fault they were this way

I must be useless since my parents keep calling me that.

by depressed person November 22, 2021

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Parent Mode

When somebody gets into questioning mode with their kids.

Mom: You are spending the same amount of time "Studying vs Social Network"
Son: Mom, Don't get all Parent mode. I've been looking for assignment references online

by desihost September 21, 2019

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