packing pork

Someone God has obviously favored with a large penis - so obvious in fact that this guy must always buy baggy pants and even so, they are filled to capacity.

Would you look at that guy!!!! He's packing pork big time - enough to supply my Bar-B-Q all summer long. Mmmmm, mmmmmmmm - slurperoo.

by Queen of Heaven February 6, 2008

Debt Parking

Debt parking is when friends or extended family ask to use your home's address to have their bank/credit card statements sent to. And also any other debts they want to dump. They then max their cards to the hilt and do a runner, leaving the debt collectors and bailiffs knocking on your door demanding the money!

Leyton: Man, remember that dude Rick?

Mike: Who, da nigga you let stay at your den a few months ago?

Leyton: Yeh man, next time I see him he's gonna get smoked for sure.

Mike: Why? Whad'de do?

Leyton: He parked his debts here and last night I had da Mafia kicking down ma door!

Mike: Ah man, debt parking sucks!

by Johnnyawb December 15, 2008

penis parking lot

Simply, a parking lot for penis. Used as an insult.

Dan0 is quite useful.... as a penis parking lot.

by Yeee December 15, 2007

parallel parking

When two men lay their penses on top of one another and stroke them at the same time.

Wow, that parallel parking job last night really hit the spot.

by Gusty_Aeroplane August 25, 2019

no-life poking

When one is on Facebook and pokes another back so fast and so often it seems as though they have no life other than to poke you.

Random Individual-*checks phone*, "yo this girl keeps no-life poking me its almost creepy."

by Gen.jfiv2010 November 12, 2010

Lone wolf packing it

Your with a group of friends but your kinda just in your own world doin what you do best

Some kids are in a group, one gets ran over.

Hes lone wolf packing it.

by huckleberry havirlak June 17, 2013

parallel parking

sexual intercourse

June was in a bad mood: she wanted some parallel parking with Alec, but he had a headache.

by Dunky Oggins November 9, 2003