peni

some one how think they have a big penis but they really have a one inch destory

mostafa is a peni

by big boy 96 November 12, 2018

Penis

The most zesty substance to ever make presence on the face of the world. This has many different words used to embrace its greatness. Shlong, dong, cock, and sausage, are among the few great terms used. No matter the size it’s beauty remains the same among all.

Peter Griffin: Holy crap nice penis!
10 year old: I prefer shlong
Peter Griffin: Lemme smash
10 year old: Yes please!

by DaddyNuggs January 4, 2020

penis

a kind of tasty sausage

I love to eat my bf's penis!

by a big sausage August 16, 2016

Penis

The thing that dangles between your mums legs

John: your mum has a long penis

You: I know, my sister has a really long one too

by Shmuel1652 May 3, 2020

penis

mouth candy

“yo gimme a lollipop”
“how about a penis instead?”
“HELL YESS”

by sexykenzy January 10, 2018

Penis

The best thing known to women kind

I love penis!

by Bootyeater00 May 2, 2018

Penis

A limb that males have which are sometimes filled with bodily fluids sometimes orange juice and it makes it hard. When it is soft you can't have those sweet babies my dudes.

DUDE I think I have a penis filled with banana coffee...

by I'm a weirdo on urbandictionry March 12, 2017