Reverse step kid

Your ex’s kid.

Janet: my ex husband is having a baby with his new wife, that means little Emily, will be a big sister and I’ll have a reverse step kid.

by nutella137 July 16, 2020

step uncle granddy

When your step father is the uncle but is also the grand father to your kids.

Girl is that the step uncle granddy to your kids.

by Officall smurf December 22, 2016

Step-less Dumbass

One dumbass's unrelated step-child who is a dumbass and has no brain.

Did that step-less dumbass call in his hours yet today?

by Gladys Anderson October 7, 2019

step dad issues

When you hate something as much as you hate your step dad. Originally said by William Haynes.

I have step dad issues with the media

by ChristopherTheWriter August 6, 2015

Rusty 2-Step

The act of having anal sex then going straight to vaginal sex.

Me and my boyfriend did the rusty 2-step and now I have a UTI.

by ERnurse20 July 16, 2020

step dad issues

When you hate something as much as you would a step dad but you tolerate it because you know it's necessary because other people need it (your mom needing your stepdad)

"I have step dad issues with the media" - Will
"Is that a term? Is that an expression? What the fuck could that possibly mean?" -Daren
"Ya know how a lot of people hate their step dad? That's what I have with the media" -Will

by William Haynes August 6, 2015

tennessee quick step

Tennessee Quick Step: a term used by Civil War soldiers for diarrhea. The person afflicted would have to suddenly run or 'quick step' into the woods to take a shit.

Poor Captain Jackson's not much use for fightin' today. He ate some green apples and now he's doin' the Tennessee quick step.

by 14 op December 19, 2015