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Hooker Book

1. To flee rapidly from an area while attempting to remain casual, upon discovery of involvement in nefarious activity by an authority figure.

2. List of names (or a person whose name appears on said list) of friends with benefits for whom the "friend" portion consists solely of "dates" in which the man pays for the woman's dinner or movie, followed by sex.
1. Every time the boss opens his office door all the dudes visiting his hot new secretary do the hooker book back to their cubicles...Embarrassing.

2. Yo, I saw you and Mary Jane at dinner the other night. Are you actually dating that ho? Naw man, she strictly hooker book.
by Bitter Pills January 27, 2010
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i-booking

The act of logging into facebook, on either an iPhone or iPod.

When adding the application to your iPhone, commenting on someones status, picture or wall - Facebook will auomatically tell the rest of the Facebook users that you are using an iPod device.

"Steven Gerrard added the facebook for iphone application."
- 'Dude, what time we going to the cinema?'

'I'll i-book you, man.'

- 'Wow. So her daddy bought her an iPhone. Not only does she have to SHOW me all the fucking time, but the bitch results to i-booking me ten times a friggin day!

'I hear ya, man. Talk about rubbing salt into the wound.'
by Miss C. October 9, 2009
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The Chat Book

The Sacred Text of Laws and Habits of the Chat Culture
"Now Children," The Priest exonerated, "Open The Chat Book and resume your childish talkativities."
by Zatharos December 6, 2009
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tub-booking

Using your phone to connect with friends on Facebook while in the bathtub.
She sent me a PM while she was tub-booking. It was hot!
by lyubemia February 20, 2011
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False booking

When you someone on FB or MS talks about how wonderful life is and always post about what a good time they are having...And then when you actually spend time with them they are just misserable....
Yvette: So how did your night out with Lisa go
Crissy: OMG!!! She looked like a lot of fun on FB, but she was totally misserable. Not sure she even knows how to be happy...
Yvette: Yeah, I've I run into a few "false bookers" myself.
Crissy: "False booking" is so misleading
Yvette: Oh look!!! her "life is AMAZING today"
by TerribleTink June 23, 2010
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piece book

The cops are jacking for piece books, gtfo
by dibstar August 12, 2010
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Book Buffer

The number of books you have queued to read someday.
Dave: Have you read Freakonomics? It's awesome. I'll lend it to you if you fancy
Arnold: Not yet; I've got quite a few books queued up at the moment, but if it's as good as you say, maybe it can skip the book buffer.
by JB42 November 22, 2010
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