iron road

Synonym for railways, call so because tracks used to be made from irons

Trains run on iron roads

Iron roads are fun

Iron roads aren’t always made from iron

by I ❤️ baguette 🥖 September 12, 2021

Road Ring

A phone call made by a person who is bored during a long drive, in hopes that the call recipient will entertain him/her for a not insignificant portion of the journey.

I didn’t realize that Paul’s call was a Road Ring until he casually mentioned that he had 2 hours left on his drive back from the Hamptons.

by BanditBall July 27, 2023

road cola

a cola one would take with them drink on the road after leaving a party. i.e. bud or pbr

kenny powers

"ima take me a road cola to help me on the drive home"

by chris the pirate lip January 30, 2010

Rocky Roading

When you cum in someone's ass, and then proceed to put your nuts in them.

Dude Sarah just told me we should do rocky roading tonight.

by Gonezo September 25, 2022

road wobbler

A vehicle that appears to be unsteady or wobble when going down the road, similar to a pull toy with the wheels offset. Also, a person who is operating a vehicle in a manner that causes the above appearance.

John is very unsteady on his bike, he is a real road wobbler.

by gdawd49 August 1, 2009

Road Slice

When a girl is giving you road head and you accidentally hit a pothole... and she has braces...

"I had to go to the ER the other day"
"What happened?? Are you okay?"
"Not good, man. I was driving with Sarah the other night and she gave me a road slice."

by Alex'sMomHasGotItGoinOn November 22, 2022

road schadenfreude

You're driving along, minding your own biz, when some jackass cuts you off. You keep your eye on him, and eventually he gets stuck behind someone in another lane, and you fly by him. You are experiencing road schadenfreude.

Dude cut me off , but the road schadenfreude when I passed him later was delish!

by Fortyphobic December 8, 2019