1. The day in which it is customary to binge drink natty light and play monster games of beirut in Rachel and Steve's apartment.
2. The day in which Hansen thinks it would be more fun to do something else.
2. The day in which Hansen thinks it would be more fun to do something else.
1. "Moira carried me to bed after I passed out on the floor on Boozeday Tuesday"
2. "We need to get a keg! Its Boozeday Tuesday wooooohoooo
2. "We need to get a keg! Its Boozeday Tuesday wooooohoooo
by Stan "Hurls" Curley July 25, 2008
by DJohnson1889 February 12, 2019
Taco Taco Tuesday is a grassroots movement to encourage everyone to explore the joys of cunnilingus. Find a taco. Eat some ... taco. Enjoy life!
I'm so excited to Taco Taco Tuesday! It was Steak and Blowjob last month. Now it's my turn. Taco Taco for life!
by TacoTacoTuesdayMovement March 16, 2024
by Kibahascorona July 12, 2023
On the 2nd tuesday of every month is the only day it is socially acceptable to fuck your sister, brother, cousin etc...
by Anonymous_012398 January 05, 2021
When you are having the average ol' day, and then the dildos strike in several questionable areas. Is known to trigger PTSD for the few who have experienced it. It is no joking matter.
Grandson: Hey pops, I hope you get better soon, after that incident you haven't been the same... Hey, can ya tell me about Dildo Disaster Tuesday? You mentioned it at some point and never told me anything about it.
Grandfather: No son, its Dildo DisASSter Tuesday. It was one of the worst days of my life, they came out of nowhere, they surrounded the house, and there were hundreds of them! I was just trying to sleep in the ol' bed and I was woken up by screaming, and out the window I saw it, people running away from flying dildos that had became sentient, and a giant one even walked! The giant one ran towards the door and broke it down, I even got out my shotgun, but it was too late, it got in, it smacked me and my wife, and soon enough son... we were fucked, and it was painful as Hell.
Nurse: He's acting crazy again! We need to sedate him!
Grandfather: No son, its Dildo DisASSter Tuesday. It was one of the worst days of my life, they came out of nowhere, they surrounded the house, and there were hundreds of them! I was just trying to sleep in the ol' bed and I was woken up by screaming, and out the window I saw it, people running away from flying dildos that had became sentient, and a giant one even walked! The giant one ran towards the door and broke it down, I even got out my shotgun, but it was too late, it got in, it smacked me and my wife, and soon enough son... we were fucked, and it was painful as Hell.
Nurse: He's acting crazy again! We need to sedate him!
by ThatDudeTwentyTwo October 13, 2021
Day of the week when gym bros take mirror selfies in the gym’s mirrors. Usually they intentionally flex in a way to look like a complete tool.
by JBrò November 17, 2020