Slang. Did not wake up because they were dead. Clever reduction of too many words for our ADHD short attention spanned population.
by Cleverdetector November 18, 2023
Get the woke up deadmug. A shortened form of awakened, or awoken; slang that has been in usage since at least the year two thousand CE, with most Urban Dictionary definitions coming after 2016, the earliest at 2005. Around 2014 Urban Dictionary submissions shift from states of non slumber to social commentary, largely becoming attacks against people the submitter disagrees with from 2016 onward.
In these streets when you doze off you wake up with your clothes off, stay woke!
I was sleeping on that KD, now I'm woke!
That boy done woke up all the whole hood!
Woke and boke some hash!
I was sleeping on that KD, now I'm woke!
That boy done woke up all the whole hood!
Woke and boke some hash!
by The Inside Cradle March 25, 2022
Get the Wokemug. by Krakentorpedo March 27, 2025
Get the Dark Wokemug. A word that’s been made bereft of meaning due to suckers who hate and blame progressive for their own failures in life using it to describe everything since 2012.
Person A: “That Movie’s Woke!”
Person B: “You’ve said that about 500 things this year. Give a criticism with an ounce of substance.”
Person B: “You’ve said that about 500 things this year. Give a criticism with an ounce of substance.”
by Colonel Kakarrot November 24, 2022
Get the Wokemug. A complex ideology of which the definition changes depending on the context.
Woke (social): An attempt to appear holier than thou by supporting groups of people believed to be oppressed, such as a particular race, gender, or sexual orientation, often to a fanatical degree.
Woke (corporate): Using tokenism, or ‘boxticking,’ to force diversity into a piece of media usually for the purpose of attempting to appear virtuous, pandering to minorities, and/or chasing ESG scores; Performative diversity.
Woke (political): A far left political ideology primarily concerned with identity politics (sexual orientation, race, gender/sex, and gender identity) and the perceived need for social justice and political/policy action to help minority groups that are believed to be oppressed.
Wokism (broad): Assigning value to people based on mainly their intrinsic biological characteristics, but also some circumstantial characteristics such as wealth or education; The assertion that reality is subjective, such as the idea that there are more than two genders (sexes) or that gender doesn’t exist at all, and also a belief that morality does not exist; The belief that one must not only tolerate, but embrace the subjective reality of others, especially if they are in a minority group.
Woke (social): An attempt to appear holier than thou by supporting groups of people believed to be oppressed, such as a particular race, gender, or sexual orientation, often to a fanatical degree.
Woke (corporate): Using tokenism, or ‘boxticking,’ to force diversity into a piece of media usually for the purpose of attempting to appear virtuous, pandering to minorities, and/or chasing ESG scores; Performative diversity.
Woke (political): A far left political ideology primarily concerned with identity politics (sexual orientation, race, gender/sex, and gender identity) and the perceived need for social justice and political/policy action to help minority groups that are believed to be oppressed.
Wokism (broad): Assigning value to people based on mainly their intrinsic biological characteristics, but also some circumstantial characteristics such as wealth or education; The assertion that reality is subjective, such as the idea that there are more than two genders (sexes) or that gender doesn’t exist at all, and also a belief that morality does not exist; The belief that one must not only tolerate, but embrace the subjective reality of others, especially if they are in a minority group.
(Social) Amy supports transgender women because she thinks they're oppressed, when they essentially have the freedom to walk into whichever bathroom or locker room they want. She's so woke.
(Corporate) Disney's just had its thirteenth 'first gay kiss.' What a woke company.
(Political) Democratic candidate Jane Doe should never be president because she's far too woke.
(Broad) Wokism is a blight upon western civilization, and if we don't get rid of it, China will destroy us all.
(Corporate) Disney's just had its thirteenth 'first gay kiss.' What a woke company.
(Political) Democratic candidate Jane Doe should never be president because she's far too woke.
(Broad) Wokism is a blight upon western civilization, and if we don't get rid of it, China will destroy us all.
by RememberBubblebutt February 14, 2025
Get the Wokemug. Wokeness, Wokeism, Wokeology.
A state of being chronically biased. Grossly racist against ones self. Embracing the ideology of rewriting reality to fit one's narrative in one's own mind. A live and let live attitude towards People that identifies as a CARROT or opposite of ones own gender. Liberal. The habitual need to breakdown a logical statement word for word, endlessly asking what it means. Having a ferm belief that there is more then TWO genders. POLITICAL CORRECTNESS. Feeling sorry for a race or people that won't help themselves. Supporting a race that hates your race. A FOLLOWER. Being easily influenced to HATE a political figure that is MAKING AMERICA GRATE AGAIN. Having a vicarious superiority complex for wokeness. Believing in WOKE propaganda over truth...
A state of being chronically biased. Grossly racist against ones self. Embracing the ideology of rewriting reality to fit one's narrative in one's own mind. A live and let live attitude towards People that identifies as a CARROT or opposite of ones own gender. Liberal. The habitual need to breakdown a logical statement word for word, endlessly asking what it means. Having a ferm belief that there is more then TWO genders. POLITICAL CORRECTNESS. Feeling sorry for a race or people that won't help themselves. Supporting a race that hates your race. A FOLLOWER. Being easily influenced to HATE a political figure that is MAKING AMERICA GRATE AGAIN. Having a vicarious superiority complex for wokeness. Believing in WOKE propaganda over truth...
Woke: a disgusting ideology taught by the internet and learned by other woke people.
Wow, I can't believe TRUMP is deporting all those Immigrants. You mean illegal Aliens and foreign Criminals?
I stand with Ukraine!
So you're gonna donate a portion of your check to support a Ukraine family?
Whoa, let's not get crazy here, yo...
Wow, I can't believe TRUMP is deporting all those Immigrants. You mean illegal Aliens and foreign Criminals?
I stand with Ukraine!
So you're gonna donate a portion of your check to support a Ukraine family?
Whoa, let's not get crazy here, yo...
by Kleptodog March 18, 2025
Get the Wokemug.