Kelly Rowland was flat af before breast implants. Instead of telling people how flat they are, tell them that they are a Kelly Rowland.
Keaton: Bro, I finally got her shirt off, and she looked like such a Kelly Rowland.
Daryl: I told you they were like mosquito bites on her chest.
Daryl: I told you they were like mosquito bites on her chest.
by 420 praise it November 20, 2016
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by Eggs djdkebbshshe e February 28, 2022
Get the Machine Gun Kelly mug.If she starts telling a story be prepared to have 7 mini conversations and 19 other stories thrown into it because she can’t stay focused!
by Peaches0926 July 19, 2017
Get the Kelly Ciglar Story mug.Carlos is the most emotional guy in town, he'll constantly cry over his ex-girlfriends
He's always doing the crabcore move at every Attack! Attack! Show, Or '' pizza making'' his way to the Pile on to sing that sweet Chelsea grin chrorus
He's always doing the crabcore move at every Attack! Attack! Show, Or '' pizza making'' his way to the Pile on to sing that sweet Chelsea grin chrorus
Carlos lopez kelly enters to a bar :
- hey dude is that Carlos the jelly Lopez?
- yeah man look at that Bieber haircut
- hey dude is that Carlos the jelly Lopez?
- yeah man look at that Bieber haircut
by agarita September 28, 2018
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by The Great Greasemongerer July 13, 2019
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by Mike sumeu March 12, 2019
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2) when a middle aged woman holds the power in a relationship with a male teenager and uses that power dynamic to Engage in the act of urinating on said teenage boy during a sexual encounter.
2) when a middle aged woman holds the power in a relationship with a male teenager and uses that power dynamic to Engage in the act of urinating on said teenage boy during a sexual encounter.
1) mountain biker to another mountain biker “sorry to hold you up, I went full reverse R Kelly on that last hill climb”
2) self explanatory
2) self explanatory
by Isthereanuntakenpseudonym September 5, 2019
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