Dad: And that’s why you should always look in the last place first.
Son: Dad, that joke is from nineteen-oh-never.
Son: Dad, that joke is from nineteen-oh-never.
by Yamato Yamamoto November 05, 2023
A way to say some statics are rigged as fuck and only shown to best represent the one showing the numbers
"Those charts look convincing... until you realize they left out half the info. Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them."
by Outside_Win3020 May 24, 2025
Substitute for “never have I ever” (the phrase not the game), “I can’t make this shit up”, something unbelievable for others, a “swear on” yourself without actually swearing and avoiding a jinx or bad juju tether.
Long-winded response to add edge to a story or sentence.
An attention grabbing phrase for some one/thing/situation that is shocking and/or more serious than just an “ever” . More common around idiom users and anybody you picture when hearing “certain folks”
Similar to: “never in a million years”, “on my momma”, “y’all ain’t gunna believe this but I swear…”.
Long-winded response to add edge to a story or sentence.
An attention grabbing phrase for some one/thing/situation that is shocking and/or more serious than just an “ever” . More common around idiom users and anybody you picture when hearing “certain folks”
Similar to: “never in a million years”, “on my momma”, “y’all ain’t gunna believe this but I swear…”.
“Y’all, never in my natural-born life could I make this mess up.”
“I swear, never in my natural-born life would I betray you and ours like that”
“I ain’t lying when I tell you, that fight was crazy! They were ruthless! I’ve never in my natural-born life seen two people get after each other like that!”
“I swear, never in my natural-born life would I betray you and ours like that”
“I ain’t lying when I tell you, that fight was crazy! They were ruthless! I’ve never in my natural-born life seen two people get after each other like that!”
by NotoriousME July 29, 2024
the box never of 2009 is ,432,456,098,576,561,234,567,203,023,100.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.
by dice master moody 16 November 13, 2009
So, the never ending lawsuit is a lawsuit that drags on for years and years. Really, if you think about it, both sides are undeserving. Unfortunately, friends and relatives must hear about it over and over and OVER again.
The never ending lawsuit for Michael’s estate has been going for so many years that I have lost count.
by Purplenado March 06, 2023
The faction mainly led by the minions on a mission to eradicate those damn gooners. They are usually seen possessing firearms and are ready to do anything to achieve their goal is their mission to stop people from gooning.People are either choosing to side with them or with the gooning smurfs.
Person 1:Haha now that i'm all alone in my room i'm going to start gooning
*Knock**Knock*
Person 1:Who is there?
Unknown voices: The goon police
Person 1:Oh shit fuck they are here the never goon army is at my doorstep
Goon police: surrender know or face the consequences
*Knock**Knock*
Person 1:Who is there?
Unknown voices: The goon police
Person 1:Oh shit fuck they are here the never goon army is at my doorstep
Goon police: surrender know or face the consequences
by Dont let me catch you at 4am June 07, 2024
- ”have you received the legal claim that we’re expecting yet?”
- ”no, I’m sorry takes forever”
- ”yeah, a watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf”
- ”no, I’m sorry takes forever”
- ”yeah, a watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf”
by [Exh0] May 30, 2025