MUSSELZUH

An alternate way of spelling the the word muscles. Used most commonly by those of the Jewish denomination with much phlegm involved or by someone who is in a fit of rage.

Thomas: Aw man i wish i had a body like Barack.
Enja: YA HE HAS SUCH HUGE MUSSELZUH

MUSSELZUH by stithctib August 28, 2010

mushy grape

when a guy gets shit on his balls and then smears it all over ones face

Aw man, last night I mushy graped like 3 girls and all of their faces still smell.

mushy grape by mushygraper October 13, 2010

Messy McDonald 

Sexual fetiche involving the usage of edibles, typically barbecue sauces during sexual intercourse.

Couples need to be in a sitting posture, with the part on the top in charge of the sauce spreading.

The most common situation involves rubbing the condiment on the laying's part chest.

Jack and Joan got aroused with all the barbecue handling during their company's end-of-year party and sneaked-out to pamper a messy McDonald in their car.

Messy McDonald by fidelito_ca December 20, 2010

musserm 

A sweaty ball sac between legs after a long run.

I had a musserm the other day, then I did yoga and put it on my chin.

musserm by Skyler Johnes March 9, 2011

Mushy Cranium 

slang, sometimes used as a 'callout' during sexy time with a loved one.

"Oh you mushy cranium, you!" *insert orgasmic sounds here*

Mushy Cranium by Mushy-cranium June 9, 2011

musselchode 

a person who is extraordinary hairy and having a chode as well.

Man did you see that nasty musselchode in that porno.

musselchode by godsgooche June 9, 2011

MossyMossy

A gentle soul with hormones like a woman. You can distinguish the MossyMossy by its distinct smell of bacon and extreme curiosity.

MossyMossy, Y U NO ASK SOMEONE ELSE?

MossyMossy by kholkaker August 1, 2011