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monkeys clapping

When a group of people clap in unison, most like during a live performance. Also in referance to partying.
Dogs were barking, monkeys clapping, bears were dancing and girls were cutting loose
~Gogol Bordello
by Harmonydawn April 27, 2006
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Monkey Fuckball

When 2 or more people are trying to accomplish a task and failing spectacularly due to sheer incompetence. aka “two monkeys trying to fuck a football,”.
Those two guys putting that swingset together look like they are playing a game of monkey fuckball.
by Bobobzilla July 12, 2021
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Monkey Brownsock

Similar to a brownsock, but with the addition of a monkey punch to help in the complicated process. As you pinksock your lover, you punch her in the back of the head to cause a disruption in her concentration, resulting in a loss of bowel control and the same ultimate outcome as the brownsock.
She wanted to try a brownsock but she was having trouble shitting during it, so I gave her a monkey brownsock instead!
by zagen December 7, 2009
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Monkey Cars

Hood version of Monkey Bars. Instead of being in a playground, Monkey Cars are Ghetto Cruisers, parking in the middle of street, with the doors open. Also, can have trunk, sunroof and hood open. Sometimes 1, but most of the time, 2 or 3 in a row, effectively blocking the street. Monkey Cars are then covered in local Jamokes and Brohemians climbing over them, in and out of them, on them or over them. Usually several dozen congregate in the pile. Usually in the group are a few break dancing hoodlums whirling to the deafening boom of an 808 kick drum.
Fuck, we can't get thru this street, there 3 Monkey Cars in the middle of the road, and they're having their own block party.
by ShiniGami666 June 9, 2008
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Twat monkey

A person who swings from snatch to snatch.
Look at her she just fucked Lucy now she's banging Jenny. The bitch is a true Twat monkey.
by thehashbrownclown June 25, 2017
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monkey crawler

A woman's fart that, due to her butt cheeks being occluded, "crawls" down into and travels out of her vagina.
The man believed that his girlfriend had queefed. However, she had simply ejected a normal fart that turned into a monkey crawler.
by Biomed88 October 13, 2013
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Gliding monkey

When you hold a girl up and spin her around while fucking her
Bobby gave me an awesome gliding monkey last night
by Dude guy 55 December 6, 2015
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