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monkeys clapping

When a group of people clap in unison, most like during a live performance. Also in referance to partying.
Dogs were barking, monkeys clapping, bears were dancing and girls were cutting loose
~Gogol Bordello
by Harmonydawn April 27, 2006
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Monkey Fuckball

When 2 or more people are trying to accomplish a task and failing spectacularly due to sheer incompetence. aka “two monkeys trying to fuck a football,”.
Those two guys putting that swingset together look like they are playing a game of monkey fuckball.
by Bobobzilla July 12, 2021
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Monkey Brownsock

Similar to a brownsock, but with the addition of a monkey punch to help in the complicated process. As you pinksock your lover, you punch her in the back of the head to cause a disruption in her concentration, resulting in a loss of bowel control and the same ultimate outcome as the brownsock.
She wanted to try a brownsock but she was having trouble shitting during it, so I gave her a monkey brownsock instead!
by zagen December 7, 2009
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monkey cleaning

when a fat black chick licks your ass hole clean after having diarrhea
After i had diarrhea from the McDonalds I ate Lafonda gave me a monkey cleaning
by cum stain on my shoe January 1, 2011
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Chumba Monkey

He did what?! Jeez that guy is such a chumba monkey.
by KorbenDallas August 7, 2008
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Monkey aids

Once this is said everyone must T-pose
Ryan calls Aidan’s Mom (at 1 am): Monkey aids
Aidan’s Mom: T-pose
by I AM BROCK!!! July 22, 2018
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potato monkey

Guy:Hey look at that fucking potato monkey alcoholic.
Other Guy: Who has 4 long island iced teas in one sitting
by psuedonym jones December 18, 2021
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