Monglonically

(adverb) to act in a mongloid-esque manner.

synonym - retardly

He monglonically stumbled home after beer-bonging a boilermaker.

by Slangslinger88 December 26, 2011

Mongolian brothers

when two friends know that they have slept with the same chick and refuse to admit it to eachother because she was really ugly, a total skank or lame in bed

i was having a drink at the bar with my best friend when a horribly familiar voice behind us shouted "hello boys!". One look at my friends face and I knew we were Mongolian brothers.

by blackstever December 19, 2012

mongolian princess

a girl that grows her vaginal hair very long.
historically, mongols grew there pubic hair to the max to keep warm in the cold environment. Mongolian royals always had the longest pubes.

oh snap, I hooked up with Cindy last night and she was totally a mongolian princess. I had no idea, she even had that shit braided and shit. She was really freaky too, after I dug through the forest, I gave her an abraham lincoln.

by Jake the Ssssnake December 19, 2013

Mongkong Bangsaeng

A form of oriental foreplay in which a midget with bad taste in music drives past you in his car and you run your car into the back of his and scream "AND THEN!??!"

Woah guys sorry I'm late I was just out playing soccer and this faggot ran into me. Some sort of Mongkock bangsuck - or was it Mongkong Bangsaeng??

by MICKJAGGER March 11, 2014

mongolian toothbrush

The act of shaving ones pubes and placing the hair onto ones penis, followed by inserting cet penis into the mouth of another individual.

He gave that girl his Mongolian toothbrush.

by Jesus_Kitten May 20, 2014

mongolian style

On all fours, piping hot, drizzled with sweet and sour sauce.

On her 30th birthday, she enjoyed it Mongolian style.

by Servo March 27, 2015

Mongolian Buffet

Screaming loudly into a partner's anus while shaking your head vigorously. Similar to a "motor boat", but to the anus.

I knew it was love when we met at the Mongolian Buffet.

by glassandsteel March 27, 2015