Misty

A girl who is a bitch and a homerecker. And a whore

You see that hoe over there she is such a misty

by Leondre2030 October 16, 2019

Metty

A dirty homeless azn who likes to hang with his Critical Ass homies and listen to Iron Maiden. Usually disguised as a fat 45 year old black man.

<Metty> hay c0rran mah homie go listen to iron maiden :3
<Corran> No Metty, You're gay
<Metty> fine
<Metty> be back in 10 mins
<Metty> gonna go jack off over my iron maiden poster
<Metty> come to me steve harris!

by Corran January 3, 2005

Oven Mitt

An advanced sex technique in which one partner wears an oven mitt and puts four in the stink (rectum) and one in the pink (vagina).

After Jennifer received an Oven Mitt from Tommy she said "Send my regards to the chef!"

by Soul Drayden October 31, 2018

catchers mitt

The guy in a fight takes all the punches. A bad fighters that always looses.

spectator: That guy was a real catchers mitt. Did he even get a punch in?

by mapleleafman February 3, 2008

The Lovin' Mitt

Have your girl put on a glove (latex, rubber, oven mitt...whatever you have around). The girl will shove her hand up your ass with the glove on. Pull out glove covered in shit. Have the girl jerk you off with the shitty glove. Blow your load in the girls nose. The girl snorts the cumshot up her nose and spits it out onto the glove. Slap the girl with the glove and shout "poopy glove love!"

"Hey want to try The Lovin' Mitt, bitch?"

"Sure, that's legit shit"

by Super Duper Tim February 16, 2008

Matty

A right crack head, will do anything for it.

"Eyyy Luke maaaann, I'll Suck your dick for a rock!"

Matty

by Charlyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy January 20, 2009

Místy

Místy is the German nickname Hitler gave to several of his comrades who killed the Jews during the Holocaust.

A fine job you have done, Místy.

by Alfred Zarbowski March 6, 2008