Midnight road trip

The act of going on a last minute late night trip that usually ends in the early hours of the morning.

11:00pm

Damn terry. I’m all out of weed.

Well shit bob. My dealer is 3 hours away.

Shit terry! Looks like we are going on a midnight road trip!

by BigBeard69 July 26, 2022

2 minutes to midnight

Underrated Iron Maiden song

2 minutes to midnight

The hands that threaten doom
2 minutes to midnight
To kill the unborn in the womb

by UltimateDoge July 29, 2022

Midnight milk drinker

A lazy person who will pay extra money for milk buying it at midnight at a gas station instead buying it during the day like a functioning person

Larry is nothing but a midnight milk drinker that why he is always broke

by Mtg187 August 7, 2022

Midnight Boing

A Midnight Boing is basically sex in the nighttime preferably at midnight but you can do it whenever you want as long as it’s nighttime and it’s dark outside

Ashley is going over for a midnight boing tonight.

I invited this girl over for a midnight boing tonight

by midnightbozos June 13, 2022

Two Minutes To Midnight

The amount of time one has to kill the unborn in the womb.

Eugene: "Damnit! How much longer do we have to be the hands of doom and kill the unborn in the womb?"

Steven: "Only Two Minutes to Midnight!"
Eugene: "Steve why the hell did you capitalize Two Minutes To Midnight? "
Steven: "Bitch, I will put you in the Iron Maiden if you don't shut the fuck up."

by ShamooTheWiseandThick August 21, 2022

Midnight Cinderella

When something isn’t as glamorous or appealing as it seems; a reality check

“Living alone has been great, but housekeeping is a real midnight Cinderella”

by MysticofCyanCove August 31, 2022

Midnight Snack

A Midnight Snack is when you're woken up, from a dead sleep, at any time between 12 am and Sun-up (it has to still be dark out) with terrible diarrhea caused by the last meal you ate before going to bed.

If you are woken up with Shit Cramps, a Midnight Snack is almost certain to immediately follow.

Bro, I ate WAY too much Chinese food. I'm definitely gonna wake up for a midnight snack tonight

by Munson G. September 12, 2022