Jake McDonald

A person who has indescribable amounts of rizz. They tend to be mid at Fortnite and is willing to fly to another state to meet a person they met on Fortnite. (no criticism though)
Man1: that person is so dedicated and has lots of rizz
Man2: that person is such a Jake McDonald
by NEOblitz86 June 29, 2024
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McDonald's nuggets

A perfect snack to feed your chickens and any children in your basement. Also,

it's nice to feast on everyday if you don't mind having shit food.
Katelyn: I'm hungry
Ava: have some McDonald's nuggets you fat shit
by GrandmasThickCrunchyCookies April 11, 2020
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Brock McDonald

a midget ranga who may like men and is very stupid. a Brock McDonald is very annoying and a huge pedo that knws everything abut star wars
eww its a Brock McDonald... yuck
by brock be gay March 03, 2020
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Messy McDonald

Sexual fetiche involving the usage of edibles, typically barbecue sauces during sexual intercourse.

Couples need to be in a sitting posture, with the part on the top in charge of the sauce spreading.

The most common situation involves rubbing the condiment on the laying's part chest.
Jack and Joan got aroused with all the barbecue handling during their company's end-of-year party and sneaked-out to pamper a messy McDonald in their car.
by fidelito_ca December 19, 2010
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McDonald’s Money

Something you didn’t have and your parents wouldn’t give you as a kid.
Me: Mom, can we get McDonald’s?

Mom: You got McDonald’s Money?

Me: No, I guess I’ll mow Mr. Johnson’s lawn for the 3rd time this month.
by PhilaMatt April 26, 2023
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Mcdonald's Relationship

Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!
Bill: I tried dating some chick I met at Target the other day but it turned out to be a dude and he hit me in the eye with his dick!
Ralph: I told you to stop going out and having those effing damn McDonald's relationships!
Bill: We get married next week...
by Dr.FartScientist October 03, 2020
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McDonald's Relationship

Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!
Jay: Yo, this chick I met in Target like gave me her number and I like called her and applied pressure for her to let me hit dat and she like came over and hit me in the eye with her dick. I then realized she was actually a dude.

Jermayne: Jay, my man,you got to stop havin' dose friggin' McDonald's relationship wit dees hoes, and git dose fuckin' Mickey D fries out ya mouf when you be talkin' to me!

Jay: I think I'm a gonna marry him... at least when my black eye goes away.

Jermayne: I am SMHing my head at you right now dawg.
by Dr.FartScientist October 06, 2020
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